Disclaimer
Alrighty, here it is. The mighty disclaimer. We really don't like disclaimers. They're for people who don't understand the word "humor" and are overly obsessed teenyboppers. But here goes. Lets define the word "humor" first. Here's the basic defintion:
humor n. - something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing
Learn that, love it, live it. Now that we have that out of the way..
We are NOT NSYNC. We do NOT want your mail for them. If you e-mail us with anything along the lines of "Justin, I love you sooooo much!" or "OH MY GOD JC YOU'RE SO FINE, WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?!?!" it will be posted and ridiculed.
Moving on..We are in NO WAY affiliated with NSYNC. We do not know Chris, Joey, Justin, Lance or JC. If we knew them, do you think we'd be sitting here making a humor page about them? No. we wouldn't have to. We'd be able to make fun of them to their faces.
There is some *cough* MILD LANGUAGE used on the site. Ok, fine.. we have potty mouths. Deal with it or leave.
We do NOT hate Britney Spears, or any of NSYNC's girlfriends. Take everything on this site with a grain of salt, unless otherwise stated. Britney and Justin ARE dating, the sooner you realize it, and accept it, the better off you'll be. Chris is dating Danielle, JC has Bobbee/Bobbi/Bobbie (however the hell you spell her name) Joey has Kelly, and I'm sure Lance dates as well. GET OVER IT. Be happy for them for pete's sake. I don't want to hear about it anymore, they're happy, let them be. Mmk?
You might see some mild BSB humor around the site. I am telling you this because I don't want anyone e-mailing us with, "Umm, hello?! I thought this was a NSYNC site! Why are like, the BACKSTREET BOYS on here?!" We make fun of who we want to. Deal with it. Jen and I especially have a thing for mocking Howie. Candice likes him, but we don't hold that against her :)
Geocities is a bitch with pictures. If one doesn't show up, right click it and hit "show picture" to get it to work. 9 outta 10 times, its not our fault. It's Geocities being an ass.
"I think they�re cool. A lot of the girls put disclaimers on the front of the web site saying, 'If you don�t have a sense of humor, don�t come here' because they�re just out to have fun. And I think it�s their way of showing their commitment and dedication to us by saying they�re tired of seeing, you know, just all the web sites that say, 'Oh, JC Chasez is so hot. Oh, Lance is so hot.' They basically want to use their talents and ability of being witty and put them on a web site and make it like really interesting for people who have a good sense of humor. And I love them. I think they�re great."
-Chris Kirkpatrick on NSYNC humor sites.
Ah HA! BOOYAH! In yo' FACE! Whatcha gon' say now? Huh? HUH?!
And lastly, THIS - IS - A - NSYNC - HUMOR - SITE - DANGIT!!!! That means we poke fun of the boys and the stupid things they're accustomed to doing. We love them just as much as you do, but we are able to realize that they are not perfect beings and do have their flaws. So, if you don't like anyone making fun of them, I suggest you leave and never, ever come back. If you want, send us hatemail, we really don't give a crap. We love it. Send as much as you want. Make our day, punk.
Now go on, shoo! Go surf around and have some fun.
Thrusting is good.