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BSB: Adult Entertainers
By: Jen
Back Street Boys
(Note: This is a REAL ad. I kid you not)
So I thought to myself, "Julie does a lot of hard work on this page, and she needs a break. I think she needs a private lap dance from Howie." So I call em up to get her an appointment.
Adult Male Entertainers
Bachelorette Parties - Strip-O-Grams - Birthday Parties
24 hours a day
7 days a week
*Ring Ring*
Machine: Hey there sexy. You've reached the home of the Back Street Boys. You know you want us. We'll come fulfill your every need. We accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. To speak with an operator. Press one now. :::I pressed one::: Thank you, *moan* an operator will be with you soon.
::Cheesy 80's music comes on, and I wait, giggling like a school girl in love::
Operator: Hello, Back Street Boys, how may I help you?
Me: Uh, yeah. Hi. Um, I need a Back Street boy for my friend. She works really hard and I think she needs a break.
Operator: Okay. what date and time will you need one of our men for?
Me: ::I giggle again:: Oh, anytime is good. But can I request a boy? I want a certain one.
Operator: Sure, who do you have in mind?
Me: ::hopefully:: Howie?
Operator: Um, I don't believe we have a Howie working here.
Me: Yes you do, this is the home of the Back Street Boys...isn't it?
Operator: Yes, but we don't have a Howie.
Me: Then what the fuck? What about Howard?
Operator: No...I'm sorry.
Me: Well what a rip off. I was expecting to get an actual Back Street Boy and--
Operator: Wait a minute...this is a prank call isn't it?
Me: Uh, no ::giggle::
Operator: I get this all the time, you God damned punk kids. You can get arrested for this you know!!
Me: I don't know what you're talking about. I saw your ad in the phone book, and called to get lap dance from a Back Street Boy. That's false advertising you know...
Operator: You little piece of shit!! If I get my hands on you I'm gonna--
::I hang up:::
Well there you have it. The phone book lies people. There are no REAL Backstreet Boys at this agency. And I was looking forward to a lap dance from AJ...damn.
(Note From Julie: I really don't like Howie, I hate Howie. He is greasy, smelly, and disgusting. Jen knows that. She just likes to tease me. Besides.. SHE'S the one who REALLY likes him.. don't let her fool ya.. ahahaha, she's gonna kill me. I'm so evil..)
(Note from Jennifer: Muahahaha! She's lieing. She told me she wants Howie in a bad way. She asked me to order that lap dance. lmao..she doesn't know I'm doing this..I wonder how long it's gonna take her to notice it...)