"The Real American Hero!" |
Year of Release: 1989 Directed by: Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman Running Time: Approx. 103 minutes Rating: Not Rated Listing on the A.K.A. Page: Nope! A Second Opinion: Movies in the Attic Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating: |
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Claire- Toxie's blind, blonde, bimbo girlfriend. She gets eye surgery and can see for most of the film. Marries Toxie at the film's end.
Chairman of Apocalypse Inc.- Still my favorite character, and it turns out he's the devil! He nearly has Toxie licked until Claire finds an escape clause in Toxie's contract. The Chairman/ Devil gets his skin ripped off, and has his head tossed all the way to Tokyo. Hehehe.
Chairman's army of goons, freaks, and thugs- More fodder for Toxie.
Chairman: "All these things I will give thee, if thou will kneel down and work for me."
Toxie: "I would mop up the evil in Tromaville and make room for Toxic Avenger 4!"
Devil: (After Toxie urinates on him.) "Now I'm pissed."
Toxie: "It's an old sumo trick. They use it whenever they're on a runaway school bus that plunges into deadly, murky, muddy water."
Devil: "No one takes priority over me."
God: "Ooohhh nooooo? AHEM... AHEM..."
Devil: "Well... maybe one."