"Making Sex Safe Again!"	Year of Release: 1998 Directed by: Trey Parker Running Time: Approx. 94 minutes Rating: Not Rated Listing on the A.K.A. Page: Nope! A Second Opinion: Badmovies.Org Buy it on VHS at: Amazon.com or Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating:

Joe Young/Orgazmo- Trey Parker! A mormon who knocks on the door of a porn film set and quickly becomes the world's first (and only) Mormon/Porn-Star/Superhero! He uses his "Orgazmorator" and martial-arts skills, to battle the evil Maxxx Orbison and his henchmen (along with some help from Choda Boy!).

Ben/Choda Boy- Dian Bachar! Inventor who's in the porn business because he has an overactive sex drive. He uses his wide array of modified sex toys, to help Orgazmo fight crime. He's also a master of "Hamster Style" Kung Fu.

Lisa- Joe's fiance`. She's a Jesus freak (I'm putting that mildly) and she's always happy. I think somebody gave her a lobotomy. Kidnapped by Orbison and saved by Choda Boy and Orgazmo.

G-Fresh- The Japanese Indian Chief from Cannibal the Musical! He owns a sushi bar next to a dance club owned by Orbinson. He's constantly getting beaten up by Orbinson's goons.

Dave- Matt Stone! On-set camera guy who gets really excited during the filming of sex-scenes. He hits on Joe constantly starting off by saying, "I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing...." Turns out that he is queer though.

Sancho- What's with this guy? He gets hired for a porno role because....he is Sancho. Turns out he's queer too.

Maxxx Orbison- Evil porn director who thinks he owns Joe and Ben, well think again Maxxx. He gets shot SEVEN TIMES with the "Orgazmorator" and ends up (ironically and literally) as the one and only "Neutered Man." It's the price you pay for messing with Orgazmo!

A-Cup, Jizz Master Zero, and Orbinson's other thugs- A-Cup is Orbinson's nephew and a total asshole. Jizz Master Zero (Ron Jeremy!) is the evil master of Jwohn Kwayne Do. They and the rest of Orbinson's thugs are defeated by Choda Boy and Orgazmo.

Trey Parker does it again with another strange yet hilarious comedy that keeps you entertained from beginning to end. Joe Young is doing some missionary work for the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints. He gets turned down by everyone he visits, even an old lady tells him to "F*ck off!" Just another normal day in Hollywood, CA. Well Joe and his other Mormon buddy end up at Maxxx Orbison's place and are attacked by Orbinson's security guards and henchmen. Joe soundly defeats them all and is hired by Maxxx to star in "Orgazmo." Joe unwillingly accepts Orbinson's offer so he can get money to marry his Jesus loving fiance`, Lisa. During the film shoot, Joe befriends Ben, who happens to be Orgazmo's sidekick, Choda Boy.
Eventually "Orgazmo" is finished and becomes the third highest grossing movie in box office history. (The top two being Star Wars and Jurassic Park.) So Orbinson decides to make "Orgazmo 2." Now Joe has to wait even longer to see Lisa, and Orbinson is acting like an even bigger asshole towards him. On top of that, A-Cup, Orbinson't nephew is starring in Orgazmo 2, and he keeps picking a fight with Joe. Things get worse when Lisa comes to visit Joe in Hollywood, and while she's there, she discovers that Joe starred in "Orgazmo." Needless to say she was very upset, and she leaves Joe.
Well Joe decides to go to Orbinson and quit. Orbinson lets him go, then calls Joe later. Orbinson has kidnapped Lisa! Oh no! So Joe and his pal Ben race to the scene, decked out in disguises and the real Orgazmorator and Choda Boy's Arsenal of modified sex toys. That's right, a "real" Orgazmorator. Choda Boy invented it, and at one point in the movie, the two heroes take it for a test around Hollywood, by zapping passersby on the street. They also use their strange weapons to beat up on Orbison's thugs who were harrassing G-Fresh. Anyways our heroes sneak onto Orbison's property, and successfully test the Orgazmorator on a guard dog.
They get inside Orbinson's mansion and defeat all of his henchmen. Then Joe blasts Orbinson (too) many times with the Orgazmorator and chains the evil porn director up with his cronies, outside of his burning mansion (Choda Boy blew it up with a Cock Rocket! Hehehe). Joe packs the next day to go home and Choda Boy, G-Fresh, and two porn star girls come to see him off. After a tearful reunion, Lisa tells Joe that maybe the Almighty Father had planned this for them all. And so Joe and Lisa stay in Hollywood, but whatever happened to Maxxx Orbinson? Apparently Orbinson's testicles had to be removed due to the chain of orgasms he experienced. So now Maxxx has become "Neutered Man" and the world has two new heroes. I bet crime will be at an all time high now. Rob a bank, get an orgasm, hmmm... sounds good to me. Hehehe. Just kidding, no I really am... why don't you believe me?

Girl: "Give it to me you big stud!"
Guy: "I'm not a stud."
Girl: "Huh?"
Guy: "I'm not a stud! I'm... JIZZ MASTER ZERO!"

Lisa: "Jesus and I love you Joe."
Joe: "Jesus and I love you too Lisa."

Girl: "Where are you from, Iowa or something?"
Joe: "No... Utah."
Girl: "Oh... sorry."

T-Rex: "You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt."

Ben: "JESUS!!!"
Joe: "Where?!"

Ben: "I'll tell ya something Joe. There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man."

Joe: "Choda Boy... heroes that pray together, stay together."
Ben: "Eh... what the f*ck!"