"He's Chillin' and Killin'." |
Year of Release: 1997 Directed by: Michael Cooney Running Time: Approx. 90 minutes Rating: R Listing on the A.K.A. Page: Nope! A Second Opinion: Badmovies.org Buy it on DVD at: Amazon.com or on VHS at Movies Unlimited.com. My Rating: |
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Ryan and Ann Tyler- Sam's son and wife. They are sickeningly loving family members. And that kid! God I wish Jack Frost really did kill him, for the sake of mankind!
Agent Stone- FBI researcher/scientist who created the genetic acid. He is possessed by Jack Frost and later regurgitates the homicidal snowman out onto a sidewalk. Said bulemic action proves fatal to Agent Stone.
Agent Manners- FBI agent who decides to kill Jack Frost rather than capture him. Ends up getting his arrogant face chewed off by Jack.
Jake Metzner- Local man who's a tad bit upset with the untimely death of his son Billy. He ends up getting an axe handle violently shoved (in one thrust) down his throat.
Billy, Sally, and Jill Metzner- Billy is decapitated by a sled, Sally has her face smashed into a box of Christmas ornaments several times and then strangled to death with Christmas lights. Jill is humped to death by Jack ("Hey where's the carrot in the bath scene?").
Billy- Jill's boyfriend. He ends up getting an icicle through his brain. OUCH!
Chris, Joe, and Marla- Chris and Joe are Sam's deputies and Marla is Sam's secretary. Jack Frost steals Chris' police cruiser and well...runs over Chris (probably the last thing you worry about when you're an officer on duty).
Paul- Local fellow who owns the hardware store in town. He uh... well... he's in a good portion of the movie and... he supplies the anti-freeze that kills Jack Frost. Say it with me folks, pointless character!
Jack Frost- A serial killer who's racked up 38 bodies in 11 states (an average of 3.5 victims in each state). During an accident, Jack is soaked with genetic acid which causes him to genetically combine with the snow on the ground, thus turning him into... A KILLER SNOWMAN! He has a wide range of powers such as melting and freezing at will. Jack is defeated by the mightiest weapon man has developed against ice and snow... antifreeze!
Jack Frost: "Gosh, I only axed ya for a smoke."
Joe: "What the hell's eating him?"
Chris: "I bet ya it ain't his girlfriend."
Tommy: "I said who's out there!"
Jack: "Well it ain't f*ckin' Frosty!"
Jack: "Don't eat yellow snow."
Sam: "Hey Jack! What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?!"
Jack: "I dunno."
Sam: "No balls." (Note: The correct punchline is "Snowballs.")