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| Murtogg: [spots Jack ] This dock is off limits to civilians. Jack : I�m terribly sorry, I didn�t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. Who makes all these? [looks pointendly at swords] Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. Prisoner: Black Pearl ? I�ve heard stories. She�s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack : No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? Barbossa: I�m disinclined to acquiesce to your request�means no. Jack : Mr. Cotton . Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer me! Gibbs : He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one�s yet figured how... Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails! Mr. Gibbs : Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.' Gibbs : Well, I�ll tell you. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft. Will : He roped a couple of sea turtles? Gibbs : Aye, sea turtles. Pintel: Parlay? Damned to the depths whatever man who thought of parley. Jack : That would be the French. Elizabeth : So that�s it then? That�s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow ? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?! Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean , love. Jack : Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won�t see it? Jack : But why is the rum gone? Jack : A wedding! I love weddings�drinks all around! [extends his arms] I know�clap him in irons, right? Jack : She�s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl |
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| Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Excerpts from www.legomirk.com |
| Legolas: Come Gimli! We are gaining on them. Gimli: I'm wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances. Sm�agol: Master's my friend. Gollum: You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you. [He covers his ears] Sm�agol: Not listening. Not listening. Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, haha, they are often mistaken for dwarf men. [�owyn glances back at Aragorn] Aragorn: It's the beards. [Gimli falls from the horse] Gimli: It's alright! It's alright. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate. Gimli: Where is he! Where is he! Get out of my way! I'm gonna kill him! You are the the luckiest, the cunningest, and most reckless man I ever knew! Legolas: Le abdollen. (You�re late.) [He eyes at Aragorn] Legolas: You look terrible. Gimli: What�s happening out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box? Gimli: Legolas, two already! Legolas: I�m on seventeen! Gimli: Arg! I�ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me! [Legolas and Gimli both continue killing the Uruks.] Legolas: Nineteen! Treebeard: We have just agreed. [He seems to fall asleep or something.] Merry: Yes? Treebeard: I have told your names to the ent moot and we have agreed: you are not.... orcs. Pippin: Well that�s good news. Treebeard: War, yes. It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a long time to say anything in old entish, and we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say. Gimli:"Toss me. Aragorn: What? Gimli: I cannot jump the distance so you have to toss me. [Aragorn nods and is about to throw Gimli, but the dwarf stops him.] Gimli: Ehh..Don�t tell the elf. Aragorn: Not a word. Pippin: Yes. Exactly. If we go south we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It�s the last thing he�ll expect. Treebeard: Hmmmm. That doesn�t make sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps your right. South it is then. Sam: It�s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn�t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it�s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn�t. Because they were holding on to something. |
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| Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. Gandalf: There are few who can... The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. Frodo: Mordor? Gandalf: In the common tongue it says: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness BIND them! Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest. I was just cuttin' the grass under the window there, if you follow me... Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? Sam: I heard raised voices... Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak! Sam: Well, nothin' important... that is, I heard a good deal about a Ring and a Dark Lord and somethin' about the end of the world... But, please, Mr. Gandalf sir, don't hurt me... don't turn me into anythin'... unnatural! It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to... Pippin: What's that?! Merry: This, my friend, is a pint! Pippin: It comes in pints?! Pippin: Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins - he's over there. Frodo Baggins. He's my second cousin once removed on his mother's side, and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me... Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast? Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. Pippin: But what about elevensies? Luncheon, afternoon tea,dinner, supper? He knows about them, doesn't he? Merry: I wouldn't count on it... Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall. Nor our people fail! Boromir: Our people... our people. [Aragorn gives him back his sword] I would have followed you my brother... my Captain... my King. Frodo: Sam, go back. I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are. And I'm going with you! Sam: I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to. I don't mean to... |
| Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Excerpts from www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings |