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| Come On In My Kitchen |
| In addition to flatware, plates, and drinking glasses, I keep a healthy supply of sexual aids and toys in my kitchen. |
| THE CONTENTS OF MY CABINET: The Eager Beaver Pocket Pal (A multispeed vibrating, artifical pussy.) Sabrina's Love Beads (Beads on a string.) Astroglide Personal Lubricant Mr. Prolong (Ointment that extends your erection.) Lover's Leash and Lover's Collar Set French Ticklers (Pointed plastic stimulants to be placed on edge of penis.) One-Stroke Personal Lubricant Passion Fruit Body Butter Original China Brush Liquid Incense - aka The Brush (Legendary potion which, after being rubbed on the backside of penis, allows you to stay hard for a seemingly endless stretch. Deceptive instructions say, "Open Bottle, Let Stand Till Room Smeel Good.") |
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