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| The Ten Commandments |
| 1. Thou shalt not fake an orgasm. 2. Thou shalt not release flatulence during sex. 3. Thou shalt douche before being eaten. 4. Thou shalt not talk too much in the morning. 5. Thou shalt not fuck in a cemetary. 6. Thou shalt not ask another man to fuck one's wife. 7. Thou shalt not rise in the middle of sexual intercourse and defecate. 8. Thou shalt not name-drop. 9. Thou shalt love thyself frequently 10. Thou shalt worship at the Church of Love. |
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