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| The Dennis Rodman Dictionary |
| -Big 'N (noun, prounced "big-gun"): A term of endearment, usually applied to someone in my inner circle. -Homer (noun): Same as Big 'N, but usually uttered toward a person with redneck tendencies. -June (verb; usually pronounced Jooooooon"): All-purpouse verd: to rock, to go all out. Can mean "to have wild sex with." Also June (noun): Term of endearment, as in, "What's up, June?" -Schnay: Synonym for "No," with emphasis. -Nay: Shortened form of schnay. -Schnuck, schnuck (random expression, said together quickly): Expression of approval or excitement; sound simulates bouncin durin wild sex in Las Vegas hotel suite. -Get Solid (verb): To perform in an emphatic and successful manner. -I'll be there in 15 minutes (saying): I'll be there in an hour and a half. |
| -I'll call you right back (saying): I'll call you never. -Cuz (noun; short for cousin): Term of endearment, especially for Cousin Al or Cousin Louie, two friends from Dallas. -Cuz, can you cover me? (request): You're picking up the tab--deal with it. -Yo (expression): You will listen to Pearl Jam music while waitinf for me to resume our telephone conversation. -What do you think? (question): Hell, yeah. -Speak (command): Please say what you have to say right now. -Click (sound made by telephone): Our conversation is over, and quite abruptly. -Scaraboche (or Scarabuche): An endearing term for pest. -Scamorche: Softened version of Scaraboche |
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| "I like dressing up in women's clothes because it makes me feel good and brings out my feminine side, not because it sells books. I like going to gay bars and hanging out with queers, transvestites, and transsexuals because I find them a hell of a lot more interesting than the boring-ass dudes I see in locker rooms and on basketball courts. I like dyeing my hair and posing naked and showing off my tattoos because it's a way of expressing my freedom and individuality. I live my life with abandon and I love it openly, because I'm not afraid to let people see who I am." |
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| Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines |
| Women and men are always hitting on me and seem to think they can say anything to try to get me in bed. I've used some awful pickuplines myself, but I rarely have to break them out anymore because everyone's always coming after me. The list: 10. Can I just touch you? 9. I think you're the sexiest man alive. 8. I'm from Detroit (or Dallas, or San Antonio, or Chicago. 90 percent of all people who talk to me are from one of those places. 7. I haven't spoken to you all day, but I'll fuck you now. 6. If I was 10 years younger, I'd be fuckin you. (An 80- year-old lady said this to me. I was like, "Whoa, okay.") 5. I hate my husband. I need someone that's gonna satisfy me. 4. Remember that night we got together and I was naked and you were naked and we just wore each other out? (Yeah, right.) 3. Normally I'm not attracted to guys, but I'd love to be with you. (A lesbian said that to me.) 2. I want to do you like Madonna. If you fucked her, you must be pretty good. 1. Your dick would look really good in my mouth. |
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| A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one that reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS." |