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| Fans' Top 10 Stupidest Statements (And My Responses) |
| Fans are the greatest, but ever time, I'm out in public, people approach me as if they're my long-lost relatives. Sometimes they say some utterly ridiculous things. |
| 10. Remember me? I played craps with you in Vegas. (Yeah, you and the rest of the world.) 9. Can you get me a jersey? (No problem, they only cost $600, and I happen to have several with me right now.) 8. Where's Jack Haley? (What am I, his wife?) 7. You know, I think you're the best player in the world. (Yeah, right.) 6. Do you mind if I take a picture of you? (Of course I do, but even if I say yes I mind, you'll take it anyway. Don't ask, just take.) 5. What are you doing at this club? (The same thing you are, obviously.) 4. Do you know Michael Jordan? (Uh, yeah.) 3. Hey Dennis, where's Madonna? (Probably out somewhere getting asked where I am.) 2. Did you really head-butt that ref? (No, that was a computer-enhanced videotape.) 1. I hate to bother you, BUT... (If you hate to bother me, then why are you doing it?) |
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