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Here I have an article about canning spam and what you can do to protect yourself from those bloody spam artists out there.

comming soon...

• Trachenberg system math long-short-cuts!
• Kish Kash - Basement Jaxx review(My first cd in years!)
• Wierd facts about foreign languages!
• The history of the pentacle!
• My language! With tons of examples and translations!

literature

Self Esteem - This is a tiny bit of dialogue I wrote a couple of years ago. I had this idea for two fast talkin programmers in the future when programming was like a common skill and was managed in some companies like someone would poorly manage a burger king. I had more ideas, but the more I thought about it, and the more I read it. The more it sounded like a movie I watched. Read it and see if it gives you a vibe from a movie. Then click here to see if it's what I was thinking too :P

Phat and Juicy(screenplay) - About...10-15 minutes long I suppose? This is when I was trying to write screen plays for sketches or scenes or just pretty much any little thing since I couldn't come up a long story interesting enough :P

Chop Shop(screenplay) - Another one :) About a girl that tries to get into the good graces of an older guy she likes to tease and gets him in trouble. lol I thought this had potential as a movie but I always resolve everything too fast, I never know how to keep the tension going :P

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I forgot to add a button for Links so how about it goes right here instead? :P

My Devient Art Page - Just what it says, I have a ton of crap I've been uploading there recently. I want to put a lot of it on my page here too, so you might see some things you've already seen before.

The Grey Havens - Ever wonder where hobits come from?....nah, me neither. But check it out! They actually came from somewhere! This place has tons of questions about The Lord of the Rings series. It's quite impressive really, they talk about balrogs, elfs, trolls, orcs, the other rings and many other things. That Tolkien guy sure wrote a lot!