Abstract:  Okay, here is Joseph Sixpack's hypotheses:

There is no missing matter in the universe.  Nor does 
missing matter consist of a strange new unfound particle.

There is just simple dirt in the Cosmos.

Dirt, and just dirt, composed of all the periodic table of 
things under the sun that dirt is composed of.  Hydrogen, 
Helium and etc., etc.  Lots and lots of dirt.

The Missing Matter is all contained within billions and 
billions of small, medium, large, massive, very massive, 
supermassive, hypermassive, radiation retaining objects.

These black holes are more numerous than the grains of sand 
in the Sahara Desert.

In addition, there are huge, huge amounts of ever smaller 
masses, smaller than even the smallest grain of talcum 
powder.  Let's call them then, vast areas of chunky gases.  
These are just pinpoints of mass.  To paraphrase Dr. Sagan, 
"quadrillions and quadrillions" of them.

Then there is radiation... an ungodly amount, zipping and 
zinging throughout the cosmos, generated from the processes 
from pressured mass.  An enormous amount of radiation of all 
frequencies.

In short, dirt and superdirt.



Occasionally, two or more black holes slip or traverse into 
each others spacetime warpage, and are mutually attracted or 
drawn towards each other, at ever increasing velocities.

For the other black hole masses, they yet stand and remain 
alone with their own spacetime depression (gravity) and 
resulting event horizon.  Some may just be in the very 
earliest stages of just beginning to creep towards each 
other, a process that may take many millions of years.  
We'll leave that one to the mathematicians.



According to Joe's hypothesis, as the two or more 
supermasses accelerate towards one another, down towards 
each others now "bent and depressed rubber sheet", great 
amounts of mass are set free due to gravitational 
acceleration forces that would be increasing as they speed 
towards one another to collision or binary orbit.

As the objects leave behind (loose) mass at fixed x, y 
vectors during the acceleration process towards one another, 
the distribution of left behind matter is at the ever 
lessening x, y vectors until they go into either a final 
binary orbit if offset, or merge directly, if on collision 
course.

The pinwheel orbits of galaxies are not gravitationally 
established in the solar sense, but are the results of a 
high speed distribution of mass.

It's chunky and lumpy, with a velocity like garbage falling 
out of of a garbage truck gradually accelerating downhill 
while on a steep ever tightening curve.   

The final orbiting or spinning remnants of the binary 
closure, now exhausted of much, if not nearly most of their 
earlier mass, are now all that now exists at the center of 
any distribution of "galactic" proportions.

These closing velocity-lost masses continue in their x, y 
speeds which gives the appearance or net effect of having 
the new galaxy spin at uniform rates from its outer most 
area to the innermost areas, appropriate to the distance.

Look, let's try this:

Take our favorite rubber sheet pulled tautly level.

Place two or more weighted spheres at each end and upon the 
rubber sheet (warped spacetime), and then let them go.  
Depending upon the offset (not directly at one another),  
their closing paths are somewhat exactly what happens to two 
massive black holes when they accelerate to "create" a 
galaxy.



                         THEREFORE:

There isn't any missing dark mass at all in the universe.
And therefore,
There isn't any missing dark energy in the universe as well.

It is all there.

More than enough dirt and radiation to make anybody happy.

The only thing missing is our understanding of what is
actually happening when two dirt clods with the equivalent
of 1011 solar masses zoom towards one another in
the cosmos.

But don't forget, there are still an enormous number of dirt 
clods out there that haven't merged to create a visible 
light radiating galaxy, and are still just sitting still 
slurping up mass into their warped spacetime.         

All galaxies appear to need a certain solar mass threshold 
in order to redistribute mass.  There doesn't appear to be 
an ever smaller gradation of galaxies.  To pick a value out 
of the air for example's sake only, say you need at least 
two black holes with 105th or 6th solar masses to 
effectuate a visible galaxy distribution.  Smaller than 
that, something else must happen, other conditions might 
interdict the formation of galaxies.  Lower closing 
velocities?  black hole gravitational thresholds aren't 
breached?  who knows?  This is an area for the real 
scientists.  

Anyhow, Joe's hypothesis is that EVERY galaxy has at its 
core not just a black hole but a binary or higher black hole 
system. Both of which have distributed much of their mass in 
a spiral galaxy formation, all of which rotates evenly for 
the most part except perhaps for the innermost which may 
still be affected by the resulting binary distribution's 
residual core gravitation at least, until some sort of 
equilibrium is reached.



And that is why galaxies look like long playing records and 
are so "flat".

It is all due to the centrifugal vectors of the closing 
distribution.

If ever growing galactic formation occurred from a single 
central black hole's gravitation, each galaxy might look 
like a small non-directional cluster of stars, which, in 
fact, may occur if other black hole masses are drawn into 
the preexisting galaxy.

Some visible galaxies look like a struck pinata after being 
merged at high closing velocities with other masses.  
Gravitational havoc must occur.

Huge clusters no doubt have altered post distribution 
formation principals.  The assumption there is that they are 
just gravitationally closing for reaccretion into a 
hypermassive black hole.  The Norma cluster comes to mind.  

In that case, the clustered galaxies surrounding the monster 
black hole may well disappear into the monsters extended 
event horizon long before it actually becomes physically 
accreted.

Now, a minor addition...  well, just read the chapter 8, the 
Universe+ chapter and then the
Snot Standard Model.

Now around the edges of a typical galactic distribution is a 
resultant somewhat highly gravitational "finger into space" 
area that is somewhat additive in that it picks up all the 
loose dirt in the area over time, possibly for re-accretion 
or maybe for minor star formation and galactic growth.

So we have things like the Sombrero galaxy which shows huge 
dirt bands around the periphery.  How all the dirt got there 
is because the sombrero galaxy like all other galaxies 
function as a subsequent post distribution vacuum cleaner.



                         Say What?

A question has to exist, given all the mass of a galactic 
distribution is:

Do galaxies, after formation, begin to reaccret the earlier 
forcefully centrifugaled mass?

That is, over time, do the galaxies start to "pull back in" 
growing ever smaller in diameter.

M100 verses our own galaxy comes to mind.

Or are the x, y distribution vectors sufficient to stabilize 
the galaxy's size as permanent?

Well, just would a shrinking galaxy look like?
Would it start to bulge in the middle and have a dark 
particle ring around it?

Would the galaxy in its last reaccretion status look like a 
donut with the ever growing black hole in the center?

Would the ever growing event horizon cover the remainder of 
the galaxy and cause it to simply look like it was 
disappearing?

I suppose it would depend upon the size of the original x, y 
distribution values that the original distribution had.  
uh... maybe?

hmmm...  don't know what subsequently happens...  oh well.

Yet another area of observation and study...



As a final aside, substantially unrelated to the above, it 
is probably best to just stay on our own little mother ship, 
'planet earth' and suffer the slings and arrows of 
outrageous occasional solar system spitballs, rather than 
venture off into the seas of the apparently infinite cosmos 
and fall off the end into the unseen and undetected spheres 
of darkness that awaits the hapless voyager.

We are zooming along in our blue spaceship quite nicely, 
thank you.  Mother earth and mother solar system spaceship 
tries to take care of us, but...  well that is another 
subject...

Our galactic spaceship's own very final fate is already 
sealed of course, as our local group of forty-eight galaxies 
speed towards a "great attractor", with a guesstimate ETA of 
three billion years.  Three billion years...

Well, don't unplug the coffee pot just yet.

What?  You don't drink coffee?  Well then don't let the tea 
water cool down yet.

And, by the way... probably a good idea to check up on the 
maintenance of our own little blue spaceship's provisions 
for our continued viability of the passenger population...
We don't wanna poop out too early...

Think of all the wars and suffering we will miss.

plenty of dark holes to go around for everybody...

just pray...