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| Writing is always a hobby of mine. Sometimes when I'm bored, I write stuff to entertain myself. I always try to write funny things, instead of sappy, depressing things.Anyway, take a look at some of my bored ramblings. Just to make sure you know, I'm kidding about every comment I make. It's just my sense of humor, so don't get mad at me if you have a midget uncle who works in a chocolate factory. That's just asking to be made fun of. I'm saving them as text files because they won't be able to fit on the page. Also, these are written by me, so you shouldn't use any of this without being like "Hey, Jon wrote this" or something of that nature. Also, don't be an asswipe and try to take credit for it. Write your own demented stories. |
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| Poetry These are funny poems, and little lymrics that I wrote in CAD class my Junior year, because it was just so much more fun that drawing stuff on a computer. Take a look at it, it might give you a few laughs. I entered a different, less perverted poem that I wrote in 5th grade to Poetry.com, and I was actually part of the top 12 for their award thingy. Obviously, I didn't win, but I still think it's pretty damn cool Poems Midgets, Monkeys, and Hobos My Senior year in highschool, I had an English class. I decided my mission was to screw around as much as I possibly could. Whenever we got a writing assignment, I would completely screw around at it. One of the assignments was to write about what we would do with a hundred thousand dollars. Keep in mind, I actually turned this paper in. The teacher hated me, so she gave me a D- on it. Some people have told me it should've gotten an A, and others have told me that I should've gotten expelled. Still others have gone as far as to tell me that this paper is my one way ticket to hell. But whoever says that is a dick and needs to learn what a joke is. But anyways, here's my story, come to your own conclusion Hobos There's a ton more stuff that I've written, but I'm still trying to get it all around and find it and all that stuff. Once I get it, though, I'll post it here |