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| Hi. Let me tell you about myself. II like to eat. Sometimes I drink. Often times I even sleep! And then in between all of those, I'll need to go to visit the bathroom. Sometimes I drink a lot, and sleep with people I've never met. Other times I go to the bathroom while I sleep, with people I've never met. Most of the time I do all of those, practically everyday! And sometimes I do things with other people.... okay no. No I don't. My favorite color is blue! |
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| One day I was surfing the web for porn, and accidentally found a page that explained how to build a website. It explained that building a website is like buying a pair of shoes. Then it began talking about how neat shoes are, and had some links to Pokemon sites. At some point while working on an online Pokemon crossword puzzle, I accidentally dropped my keyboard and entered the url for geocities, and signed up for a webpage. This angered me, because I was doing good at the puzzle, so I punched my keyboard until I got dizzy, and then I ate some cake. Then I threw up. Oh yeah, this page is the result. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Links: babies ive made eric the twins other miss thang's sex advice |
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| Wouldn't it be funny if you peeled an orange... and there was a baby inside? You'd be all like... whoa, Why is there a baby in this orange? I was expecting orange slices, like a normal orange. What kind of fucked up orange has a baby in it? Or more like what kind of fucked up baby goes inside an orange? Then you would probably scold the baby for going inside the orange. But really, wouldn't the parents be to blame? I would think so. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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