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Please welcome Eric Addison to the family! |
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The Stats |
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Born: June 1st, 2000
At: 6:54pm
Eyes: Black
Hair: Red
Height: 21 in.
Weight: 10 lbs. |
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(here is eric impersonating his hero, Brian Boitano!) |
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Our hopes for Eric... |
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Our feelings about Eric... |
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Our main hope for little Eric is that he someday develops normal hands and feet. Currently Eric's arms are thin, black, and tentacle-like, although he can do cute little dances while balancing on them, which never fails to entertain the neighbors. We also hope he takes full advantage of the incredible super-power he was born with... the ability to shoot deadly sound waves out of his diaper. We just pray he uses them for good and not evil. I blame my wife for Eric's hideous mutations.
P.S. The picture of keys to the left is sadly ironic since Eric will probably never drive due to his deformities. |
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How was I feeling when you first saw the baby?
Ashamed. And drunk.
How do I feel about him now?
Still ashamed. And very drunk.
Any funny moments?
Once Grandma came over, and unaware of little Eric's superpowers, she tickled his belly. Needless to say, her head exploded from the sound waves! We couldn't stop laughing while we cleaned her brain-chunks out of the carpet!!! LOL!!!
ah...we miss you, grandma. |
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here is a picture eric drew of our three legged horse, Pinky. Pinky has trouble walking due to the fact that he was born with 3 inline legs, but we love him anyway. I blame my wife for it. |
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here is a picture of a choo-choo. |
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