Oh Boy, Oh Boy!  We've got twins!
Introducing: Jonathan & David Young
My wife and I are so happy. You know all those sucky problems you have with one baby? We get double that!
Jonathan Young David Young
Born: 12-22-99
at:
10:54 p.m.
Eyes:
Brown
Hair:
Brown
Height:
10 in.
Weight:
8.5 lbs.
Born: 12-22-99
at:
11:00 p.m.
Eyes:
Brown
Hair:
Brown
Height:
10 in.
Weight:
8.5 lbs.
Mommy: Deborah Young
Daddy:
Steve Young
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These are my twins, David and Johnathan. Due to my lack of talent in every ability, my wife suggested that she get artificially inseminated by the sperm of former NFL quarterback Steve Young. Well, more like she demanded it. And it wasn't exactly artificial insemination, it was more like she fucked Steve Young. And well... then she laughed at me. So that smiley face in the math equation above that should be me, that's Steve Young, not me. The cowboy hats and lassoes have something to do with a sex game she and Steve Young play. Deborah thinks it's hilarious. She also demanded that the font on this page be pea green. I hate Deborah.

P.S. Hey Steve, too bad about those concussions, huh ASSHOLE!!!
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