***first off these cheesy questions originally came from findapix.com, we just thought we would share our answers with you***

if you were any fruit, what would you be?
jonate: i would be a TOMATO, why is that you ask, well people question it if it's a fruit or not (in the dictionary it is), kinda mysterious, or maybe not. ah hell, to make things easier, i'll just be an olive! =)
marga: I took a fruit test at violeteyes.org and it turns out that I would be a KIWI. The results state, "Exotic, passionate, and unique, you are the key of great taste and romance."

what is your pet-peeve?
jonate: fake, back stabbin', shit talkin', two-face, compliment-fisher (kinda like when they constantly say, "oh i'm ugly", when they know they're not), self-absorbed people. i've experienced too many of them in my life and i'm tryin' to stay far, far away from them.
marga: Music snobs, like the guys in High Fidelity.

what qualities do you admire in a person?
jonate: what i admire in a person is if they're truthful and loyal, that's all, cause that's all that really matters. and having a sense of humor is a PLUS!
marga: I admire hard work. I am tired of seeing people give up on anything and everything that requires work. For example, people wanna lose weight the easy way-- by starving or vomiting. Instead, they should work on eating healthy and exercising regularly. Another example is dropping out of a class that is "too hard." I admire someone who will stick it out and work through the class the entire semester.

what qualities do you disapprove of in a person?
jonate: somebooty too serious. who wants to associate themselves with a person who acts like the CLEAR EYES guy? not i! "life is too important to be taken seriously." -- oscar wilde. remember that!
marga: cruel, anal, or uptight people. You have probably had a boss, teacher, parent, or room-mate that was like that. They never give you a break, and they are never understanding. They don't have a sense of humor, and they aren't very fun to be around. They are the opposite of an easy-going kinda person.

what quality do you possess that sets you apart from others?
jonate: i'm fun to be around (i think, not unless my so-called friends are just stickin' around me outta pity), i'm also crazy once you get to know me. i usually do what i feel, not considering at all what others will think. it's your life, nobody elses.
marga: I am not co-dependent on my friends or my boyfriend. I am the opposite of those girls who get all embarrassed and shy at the club. I don't mind doing things by myself, and, sometimes, I actually prefer doing things alone.

Ii you were stuck on an island and could bring one item, what would it be?
jonate: my BREAST friend margaret!
marga: I would definitely bring another human being, because I think humans are more useful than any object. I would bring Jo-Nate. Hopefully, we don't get cabin fever and end up killing each other.

would u rather love someone or be loved?
jonate: i choose both if at all possible. it kinda sucks if you love the person with all your heart and well...aw shucks, they don't. it works both ways, they love you, but you feel nothing. so it's better to love and be loved.
marga: Oh geez, I hate these sentimental and boring questions. Everybody, of course, would say they want both, but I am going to be fair and answer the question. I would rather love someone.

if tomorrow was your last day to live, what would you do?
jonate: i don't really know? maybe live it like it was any ordinary day? hey as the days go by, we get closer and closer to our death anyway, remember that!
marga: Eat as much yummy food as possible!

what certain quality don’t you possess, but wish you did?
jonate: i wish i wasn't so shy. my friends told me that i looked like a stuck up biotch when they first met me. i'm not, i'm not! i'm just really shy, foreals!
marga: I wish I was more of a people-person. I am uncomfortable around people, especially children and babies. Being able to get along with people makes everything in life easier and less stressful. Especially in working, a people-person will probably be more popular, so he/she would get more raises, promotions, connections, and other opportunities.

when was the most courageous moment in your life?
jonate: when i was about 8, i saved my sister from a tornado in south padre island. actually minus the tornado part. hahaha, remember that Ate?
marga: So far, I haven't done anything news-worthy. The most courageous moment would probably be going to the house of my Dad's mistress to get my books that they took. I didn't say anything hateful to them, and I didn't cry about it.

when was the most embarrassing moment in your life?
jonate: alright, this is gonna disgust a lot of you, but i don't care. while standing up in church, i had the urge to drop a bomb (fart), but like any normal human being i held it. anyway i'm very ticklish, and my dad poked me on the side of me stomach, and oops! *whistling sound* i ripped a high pitch one. i thought it was loud but nobody noticed, GOD must've felt for me. praise GOD! **i bet i grossed out most of ya'll, but i can't lie and say i don't have one, cause i ain't no liar.**
marga: I have had MILLIONS of embarrassing moments. I'll tell you the most recent. At Goodphil, I saw an old friend. When he stepped up to hug me, I stepped on his foot. I'm so clumsy! and darnit-- touchy feely people make me uncomfortable!

what phrase do you use most often?
jonate: "oh shou!" or "shouda" or "and cut" or "rwair" (cat growling...wait. do cats growl?)
marga: "Umm..."