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on a cold afternoon,
jonate & marga decided to go to the cafeteria to eat lunch. while
enjoying the food, both of them were unaware of the white, powdery
substance above their oral region.
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as they finished eating,
they made their way to class. while marga was putting on her cocoa
butter chapstick, she touched the white substance and was finally
aware that both jonate and herself had this around their mouth.
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"oh my! this can't be good," marga exclaims. "maybe it's anthrax, or rat poisoning, or asbestos!" screams jonate. "oh no! i'm not feeling to well," marga yells. "i think i'm going to be sick!" |
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| "ahhh! we're gonna die! mommy! help us," both scream in unison. "hold up!" jonate says. "this chemical concoction isn't really a deadly poison, it's the whipped cream from the pumpkin pie we ate!" both look around to see if anyone is watching them since they were acting like complete idiots. unfortunately nobody was nearby (darn!). "oh yea! and i think i'm just having stomach cramps. ya know it's that time of the month," replies marga. | after thanking God for giving
them a second chance, they decide to head to class. but before they
do, jonate insists that they take a picture to remember this frightening
day. so off the two dumbasses happily went. THE END! ~oh yea, if you look closely, jonate still has that crap on his chin. my goodness! |
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Tip #1: before breaking
the balls, you must first position the stick and aim. but before you
execute the move, REMEMBER to always make this face. not only does
it intimidate the other player but it also improves your stroke.
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Tip #2: keep in mind
to always stay calm and don't be to hyperactive when you see an easy
shot. relax, then make sure to position your hands like so, and follow
through. by doing this move, you won't make a complete fool of yourself
when you miss.
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Tip #3: newbies to pool usually hold the stick wrong. the correct way to hold it, is by making sure you get a loose, tight grip. it sounds confusing at first but just think "arthritis hands" or "old lady" and that will do the trick. now go on and show off your new moves! |
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