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| The Jokes keep on coming... |
| What goes up but never comes down? Age. Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway. Why did the golfer where 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. A duck, a skunk, and a frog went to a movie. Tickets cost one dollar. Which animal didn't get in? The skunk. The frog had a green back, the duck had a bill, but the skunk had only a scent. Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate. What can hold a car but can't lift a feather? A garage. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. Why did the clockmaker enjoy his vacation? Because he learned how to unwind. Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because the players dribble all over the court. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw salad dressing. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares. What has two legs but can't walk? A pair of pants. Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance? Because it was a moth ball. Why did the tonsils get dressed up? Because the doctor was taking them out. What has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night. What do glow worms eat? Light snacks. |
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