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| Why did the big bucket worry about the small bucket? It was a little pail (pale). What do you call a chicken running down the road? Fast food. Why is Alabama the smartest state? It has four A's and a B. Why is it so hard for a bank to keep a secret? Because there are so many tellers. What does a snake give his girlfriend after their date? A goodnight hiss. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls. Why don't bears wear shoes? Because then they wouldn't have bare (bear) feet! What's a quarterback's favourite game? Tick-tackle-toe. Some Halloween Related Jokes: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer What's a MUMMY's favourite music? wRAP music! Where do ghosts mail there letters? At the ghost office What's a ghosts favourite fruit? Booberries Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to "the other side" How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch! Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just around the corner! What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist. |
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