| Just Joking |
| Here's a page just devoted to assorted jokes... |
| What has four legs but only one foot? A bed. What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up. What do you call a carrot that insults rabbits? A fresh vegetable. What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me." What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks. Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the hole business. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating watermelon. What do whales eat? Fish and chips. What bird can lift the most? A crane. What starts with an e, ends in an e, but only has one letter? An envelope. Where do hamburgers go to the dance? The meatball. What do you call a mom or dad that you can see through? Transparent. What is the best thing to put in a pie? Your teeth. What can travel around the world without leaving the corner? A stamp. What colours would you paint the sun and the wind? The sun rose and the wind blue. Why did cinderella get thrown off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball. |
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