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Surviving
Cruel and Unusual Geography
Ok
class. You should now know about two areas of the
Discworld. Geography however is found outside the class
room and so part of the course is educating you on how to
survive.
If someone shouts
"Come back here!!!" run away.
Respect the person
holding the sharp impliment
Eat lots of potatoes,
you might never see them again.
Stay away from the
Faculty - they always find unpleasant jobs for
you to do.
Keep running
Try to learn the lingo -
it helps when you want to cry for mercy.
The Luggage is trouble.
Tourists are trouble.
Armed guards are
trouble.
Saving the world is not
good fun (believe me)
Keep running
And finally... stay at
home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next-----> (Time to Learn the
Continents)
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