Don't ask me how on earth I thought about this one. And NO! I do not have haemorrhoids! At least not yet. It's just amusing to think about the pre-clinical days when PBL was all the rage and you could get away with an outrageous amount of bullshitting as long as you make your proposed mechanism of disease causation sound remotely plausible! But sadly, nowadays in hospital, the consultants can smell microscopic quantity of bullshit and completely crush you into smithereens even before the first drop can trickle out of your mouth! Can't get away with it anymore. Ah... I miss the good old days. Even though I was never that good at generating cow dung.