| ~Gundam Wing Meets DBZ Continued~ Ah, the power of pickles! |
| Ok, so Joe From Kalamazoo is broke and she's stuck on the streets with Goku. Meanwhile Heero is ready to beat up the people at Toonami headquarters because they took off Gundam wing. Whatever shall our heros (Quatre and Joe) do? Find out today on Gundam Wing Meets DBZ. If you are a total dork and forgot what happened in part one then click here! JFK: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goku: Hey, that's bad isn't it? JFK: Like duh! Now get us out of here! You're sposed to be strong! Goku: Ummmmmm... *Joe and Goku suddenly get attacked by the killer mongooses from Kazakstan* JFK and Goku: Oh no!!! Whatever shall we do?!?! meanwhile ... * Heero Duo Quatre and Gohan are wasting their time trying to reason with the old geezer at Toonami headquarters * Heero: All right put em up! Geezer: That is no way to treat an authority! In the real world, I'm a hero! Heero: So am I you old jerk! Geezer: I'm not a jer- aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heero: What's wrong? Geezer: Ahhh *gasp* My resperator *gasp* broke!!! *gasp* Heero: Serves you right you old buckethead! Quatre: Hey! What about our show? Duo: Oh, who really cares? Heero: I DO!!! Now everybody move in! *the four warriors slowly sneak in the Toonami building* Meanwhile ... JFK: Come on Goku! Do something! They're closing in fast! Goku: But they're just helpless little mongooses how could anyone hurt such a fragile species. *Joe faints cause she didn't know Goku knew such big words* Goku: *thinking Joe fainted cause of the danger* Aw c'mon! It's not THAT bad! I've been in much tougher pickles than this before! JFK: *grabs umbrella as hundreds of "tougher" pickles come falling from the sky doing kung fu* Goku: Yum!!!! *gets punched in the mouth by a kung fu pickle* OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!! *the "tougher" pickles kill all of the mongooses with their explosive kung fu skills* JFK and Goku: Thank God that's over! meanwhile... *a starnge group of cloaked lobsters appear from behind a file cabinet* Heero: Duck! * a confused duck appears * Duck: Did somebody say my name? Heero: Shhhhh! You'll give us away! Duck: Quack! These lobsters are very dangerous! We're gonna have to go slow! * The group slowly creeps from behind the file cabinet * Cloaked Lobster #1: Hey, did you hear something from behind the file cabinet? Cloaked Lobster #2: Yea, we'd better go check! Heero: Quick! In the ventilater! * The group quickly climbs in the ventilater * meanwhile ... Goku: Hey, I'm still hungry! JFK: Go get your own food! Don't you have ANY money! Goku: Money? What's money! JFK: Man, ChiChi was right. You ARE a bad influence on Gohan! Goku: No I'm not! JFK: Well, we're gonna have to go earn some money... Goku: How? JFK: Well, you're gonna have to get a job. Goku: A ... job?!?!?! I can't handle it!!! *starts to cry* JFK: its really not that bad. Goku: Hey, where are the others? JFK: Ummm, they're ASKING the people at Toonami something. We'd better not bother them. Goku: *shrugs* OK! meanwhile... Quatre: Man! This ventilater is really small... Gohan: No kidding. And its dark in here too! Duo: Just turn super-duper-whatever and we'll use your hair as a lamp! Gohan: Ok! *turns Super Saiyan* *As the four cramped heros (and the duck!) look on, the cloaked lobsters discuss their plan to take over the world* Cloaked Lobster #1: Ok, first we'll have to blow up this headquarters... Cloaked Lobster #2: Or maybe we could take over the TV! Cloaked Lobster #1: Yea, we could edit all their cartoons and make everybody die! meanwhile... * Joe and Goku wander around aimlessly for three hours looking for a job * JFK: Hey! I have an idea. We can go get Trowa and bring him to life and he can do circus acts to get money! Goku: *perks up* Does that mean we get food? JFK: Yea lets go! *They go to the store and get an action figure of Trowa * (yea i know they didn't have any money to buy the action figure but oh well ... let's just say the action figures were buy 5 get one free or somethin...) JFK: *punches Trowa* C'mon you dumbo! Come to life you big jerk!!! *punch, punch, punch* Goku: Hey! He can't defend himself! JFK: Look Mr Softie, do you want food or not?!?!?!? Goku: Yea yea yea.... *Trowa isn't coming to life * JFK: Come on you big babboon!!! What's wrong?!?!?!? * They wait for three hours and Trowa still isn't coming to life * JFK: Oh I give up!!! Goku: But what about the food? meanwhile... * The cloaked lobsters have just hatched a plan to take over all the Toonami cartoons and make all the characters die * Cloaked Lobster #2: Yea, then everyone will be depressed and the planet will be easy to conquer! Cloaked Lobster #1: Yea! That's it! *they begin editing the cartoons* Quatre, Duo, Heero, and Gohan: Oh no, we're all gonna die! Heero: Look we've gotta get out of here or we all die! * They try to get out but the ventilater is bolted shut * Everyone: Oh NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! meanwhile... Goku: Oh no, I sense trouble brewing! JFK: We'd better go help them! * Goku and Joe arrive at Toonami headquarters and sneak in, but are stopped dead in their tracks when they see the two lobsters editing the cartoons * JFK: Oh no!!!!!!! *realizing the plan* They're gonna edit all the cartoons and make everybody die! We have to stop them! Goku: But how? JFK: Duh! Kill them! Goku: But they can't defend themselves! JFK: Does it really matter??? They're trying to take over the Earth!!!!!!! Goku: *gasps* My power's being drained! JFK: Oh no!! They must be killing you! meanwhile... Gohan: Oh no! I'm losing my energy! *turns back into normal self and the ventilater is pitch black again* Everyone: OOOOHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Duo: Come on!!! You can make it!!! Gohan: I'm sorry! I can't! *starts to fade* Goku: Oh no! My son's in trouble! But I can't help him! *starts fading as well* JFK: Goku!!! Don't die on me!!! You got us here!!! We have no clue where we are!!! Goku: I'm sorry... *disappears* JFK: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Quatre: No! Gohan! You're our only hope! Gohan: Sorry ... good luck everybody! *disappears as well* Quatre, Duo, and Heero: NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! JFK: *turns to lobsters* ALL RIGHT YOU BIG MEANIES LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!! NOW STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Gundam bums: Look! It's Joe! What's she doing??? Cloaked Lobster #1: Oh look, its a little girl! Cloaked Lobster #2: Watch out! You might break a nail! JFK: I don't care about my stupid nails! *grabs potted plant and throws it at the lobsters* *The lobsters dodge it easily and begin laughing* JFK: Oh no! I can't do this alone!!! I need the ...(drumroll)... TOUGEST PICKLES!!!!!!! *hundreds of "toughest" pickles fall from the sky doing kung fu and beat the crap out of the lobsters* Cloaked Lobsters #1 and 2: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! JFK: Quick! Lets get outa here! *opens ventilater and our dusty heros climb out* Quatre: Cough! *his hair is almost black* Heero: Now who's better looking? JFK: Quatre! Heero: hmph! Duo: Hey, if the the lobsters killed everybody on Toonami then how come we're still here? JFK: Cause they took Gundam Wing off! Everyone: YAY!!!! JFK: I never liked Toonami anyway! Heero: Where are we? JFK: I have NO clue... Everyone: OOOOOHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *Our heroes are stuck in the middle of nowhere and have no clue where they are. Not to mention they're broke! Whatever shall they do? find out ... later!* --- Click here for part 3!--- Back to Fanfic Page Back to Main Page |