| Happy Birthday Quitebecky4! |
| Hey ... even though you did NOTHING for my birthday, here's a little fanfic for you birthday! You shoud feel very honored! I was actually pretty impressed with this fanfic I think you'll like it. (i seriously think i'm better at gundam wing fanfics then i am at dbz) (i gave up on the green tomato) *and just for the record... NO, i don't watch too many Nsync music videos...* ~Gundam Wing meets DBZ~ JFK: *edited of course* Oh ____! I forgot to get quitebecky4 a birthday present! *Joe thinks and thinks and thinks and thinks and finally gets an idea* JFK: Well, let's see, quitebekcy4 likes Gundam Wing, so I'll just get her a Duo action figure or something. Or maybe Heero. *Joe goes to the store and gets quitebecky4 a nifty Duo action figure and feeling very proud of herself goes home* JFK: hmmm .... now how do I wrap this thing... *fumbles around with wrapping paper for three hours* JFK: ______! At this rate I'll be here till Christmas! Duo: You dork Christmas is only four days away! JFK: oh yea! *goes back to wrapping* Duo: Ow! Haven't you EVER wrapped a present beofre? JFK: *still doesn't realize that the action figure is talking to her* No, not really. I could use some help! *Duo appears and helps Joe wrap the now empty box* JFK: Thanks a lot! What's your name, anyway? Duo: ummmmm ... Duo *Joe actually takes the time to look at the person helping her* JFK: OMG! I'm hallucinating or something! Take me to the hospital! Duo: It's really ok! JFK: No it's not!!! *stomps feet* This is NOT a good day! First I forget to get my friend a birthday present, and now the present is talking to me! Duo: I'm sorry. Is there anything I can get you? JFK: Yea, I guess I need another action figure... Duo: ok let's go get one! *Joe and Duo go to the store and get quitebecky4 an action figure of Heero instead* JFK: Hey, can you help me wrap this one too? Duo: Sure! *Duo starts wrapping the present but accidentally pokes Heero with the scissors* Heero: Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Enemy attack! *babbles on endlessly* JFK: Wow its a talking action figure... Duo: Shut up Heero you're scareing the girl! JFK: Hey! I have a NAME you know! Duo: sorry *Heero suddenly appears behind Duo* JFK: oh no not again... Heero: sorry to scare you JFK: LISTEN YOU BIG MEANIES ALL I WANT IS AN ACTION FIGURE FOR MY FRIEND BUT THEY KEEP COMING TO LIFE!!!! NOW GO GET ME A NEW ONE!!! * Heero and Duo go back to the store and get an action figure of Quatre * JFK: Hey I want that. Heero: What? You like Quatre better than me??? JFK: ____ yea! Heero: *looking offended* well, at least I'm better looking, right? JFK: umm... no * Heero walks away feeling unloved * Duo: Ok I'm done wrapping the present! JFK: Hey! How come Quatre didn't come to life?!??! *begins slapping and kicking box* Quatre: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Quatre appears with about 600 bruises* JFK: IT'S QUATRE!!!!!!! Heero: *noticing bruises* Now who's better looking??? JFK: Quatre Heero: hmph! JFK: Hey we need another present! Duo: Yea, who should we get this time? JFK: Well Quitebecky4 would probably rather be dead than have a Wufei or Trowa action figure... Duo: Hmmmm. What else does she like? JFK: Dragonball Z Heero: Ugh! I can't stand that show! Duo: Shut up! She already hates you and you're not making it any better! Quatre: I guess we'd better get her a Dragonball Z action figure then... JFK: fine with me! * They go to the store and buy an action figure of Gohan * JFK: Finally! *Duo wrapps the present and ties a big green bow on it* Duo: Well, there you go! JFK: Thanks! Duo: No problem! JFK: Hey! It's 5:00! Dragonball Z is on! *The three Gundam bums sit quietly as Joe watches DBZ* Gohan: I give up! There's no way I can beat Cell... Goku: Come on Go han I know you have the ... Duo Quatre and Heero: Could he talk any slower!?!??! JFK: Trust me, this is super fast for him! Goku: ... po wer with in you to de feat him !!! Duo Quatre and Heero: Man, what a jerk! JFK: I know! *a kamahama wave shoots from the box* Gohan: No one says bad things about my daddy! *powers up* JFK: Oh no! Wait!!! Let's talk this over like civilized peoples!!! *Duo Quatre and Heero are nowhere to be seen* Gohan: *sees himself on TV and powers down* Wow! I'm on TV! JFK: Yea, you're beating Cell, too! Gohan: Go! go! go! go! *Gohan fires a kamahamea at Cell* Gohan: YYYYEEEEEAAAAA!!!!! *jumps up and down* go! go! go! *Sandbox, Deathscythe, and Heero's dumb gundam appear* JFK: Its ok, he's not gonna hurt you. Sandbox: Oh no!!! *runs away screaming like a big baby leaving Quatre all alone* Quatre: so much for my Gundam! JFK: I never liked him, anyway. *turns to Gohan* YOU BIG MEANIE LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE NOW GO AND GET ME ANOTHER ACTION FIGURE!!! Gohan: Ok, who should I get? JFK: NOT your dad!!! Gohan: Why not!?!!? JFK: Because I said so! Besides, I only have a limited amount of food in my refridgerator and I don't want hungry Gokus in my house. Gohan: Oh I see *goes to store* Quatre Duo and Heero: Phew! Who was that guy?!? JFK: His name is Gohan, and he's a LOT cooler than you all! Heero: Even your precious Quatre??? JFK: Yea Quatre: *sniff* JFK: LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU BIG MEANIES NOW IVE MISSED DBZ!!! Heero: Yay!!! Gundam Wing is on next!!! JFK: No it isn't. StupidDumb Toonami took it off! Heero Duo and Quatre: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heero: I'm gonna kill Toonami!!! JFK: And how exactly do you plan to do that? Heero: Get that instant transmission guy from Dragonball Z and bring him to life and have him take me to their headquarters and then I'll beat them up! JFK: Sounds like a good idea to me! * They go meet Gohan at the store and get a Goku action figure * JFK: c'mon you dumb piece of plastic come to life!!! *punches action figure* Gohan: Hey! don't do that! JFK: sorry! Quatre: I'm hungry! I haven't eaten anything since yesterday! JFK: Go look in the refridgerater but be quiet ok? Quatre: *disappears and reappears with a piece of chocolate cake* YUM! * Suddenly the cake disappears without a trace * Goku: Thanks for the cake! Quatre: You meanie! If I had my Gundam I'd beat you up! Goku: What's a Gundam? Is it food? Heero: For your information, NO! Now use your instant transmission and take us to the Toonami headquarters!!! Goku: Sure, why do you want to go? Heero: I'm gonna beat- *Joe clamps hand over his mouth knowing Goku will give them a big long lecture about violence if she doesn't do something* JFK: We need to ASK them something... Goku: sure! * soon everyone is at the Toonami headquarters * Heero: Ok, whoever's in charge show yourselves! * an old man comes out and says he is the owner person * JFK: Hey Goku, can you take me back to the store real quick? (knows if Goku sees Heero beat up the Toonami people then he'll give them a big lecture) Goku: sure! * Joe and Goku arrive at the store * Joe buys an action figure of Vegeta * Goku: Why do you need an action figure of Vegeta? JFK: It's my friend's birthday tomorrow and I need to get her a present. Goku: Oh! Wow! Is she having a party??? Can I come??? Is there cake??? *starts jumping up and down* JFK: ummmm ... no she isn't having a party this year... Goku: Aw bummer! *They go home and Joe wraps the action figure* Goku: I'm hungry! JFK: *glad for the delay* me too! Lets go get something to eat! * Then Joe realizes she has no money * JFK: OOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Goku: what? JFK: I"m BROKE!!! All those action figures I bought wasted all my money!!! ~What will our heroes (Quatre and Joe) do??? Find out ... later!~ Did you like this fanfic??? Then be sure to read The End of the World as We Know It which is probably the best fanfic on my site now. 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