quatre is the best! he's SUCH a cutie! |
| I Fell Asleep During Gundam Wing Presents: The End of the World as we Know It |
| Joe From Kalamazoo is hapilly walking down the street when *poof* she suddenly comes upon a poor little crying girl JFK: What's Wrong? Relina: *sob* Heero won't come to by birthday party *sob* JFK: birthday party *suddenly perks up* did you have cake? Relina: yes *sob* JFK: that -bleeping- fool! how could he refuse cake??? (starts pacing around the room) Relina: I know. *sob* hey, you like cake, right? I'll give you the extra piece - Heero's piece - if you get his phone number for me! JFK: *jumps up and down* Its a deal then! ~ Joe walks around aimlessly for hours before finally finding Heero ~ JFK: are you Heero? Heero: yea, why JFK: YOU BIG MEANIE! HOW CAN YOU REFUSE BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!! YOU HURT RELINA'S FEELINGS!!!! Heero: huh? JFK: you know what I'm talking about you fool ... *suddenly remembers mission* hey, can I have your phone number? Heero: no way! JFK: aw c'mon! I'll do anything you say! Heero: really? JFK: well... yea sure Heero: then convince Trowa to get a haircut JFK: sure! *doesn't realize how impossible the mission is* ~ Joe wanders around aimlessly for hours looking for Trowa. Finally she comes upon a dude crying in the middle of the street ~ JFK: what's wrong? Trowa: I can't see anything *sob* JFK: then why don't you get a haircut you bonehead! Trowa: a HAIRCUT????? NO ANYTHING BUT A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming bloody murder* JFK: sigh, this is gonna be a harder mission then I thought. ~ A weird little dude with neon hair and purple vest walks up ~ Quatre: do you need help? JFK: *tells Quatre the whole story* Quatre: gosh I dunno if I can help you but I'll try - Joe and Quatre stand there thinking for the next three days - Quatre: I have an idea! JFK: *dreaming about food* what? Quatre: we'll dig a hole, and then when Trowa walks by he'll fall in it and then the barber can give him a haircut JFK: ok lets try it *Joe and Quatre dig a hole clear across to China* Quatre: look! we're in China! JFK: no kidding! ~billions of Chinese people stare at Joe and Quatre like they have three heads~ Quatre: billions of people are staring at us like we have three heads! JFK: *still thinking about food* no kidding! ~a strange looking Chinese dude walks up to the perplexed duo (ha ha ha DUO! get it!) Duo: did somebody say my name? Quatre: what are you doing here? Duo: I thoght somebody said my name Quatre: no you bonehead we're in China! Duo: we are? JFK: *kidding* no we're in Bangladesh! Duo and Quatre: we are? Wufei: no, we're in China! look, do you guys need some help? JFK Quatre and Duo: like duh! we're hungry, we're thirsty, we're tired, and we're in CHINA! Wufei: oh... ~ Joe and Quatre tell Duo and Wufei the whole story ~ Duo and Wufei: boy are you two in a pickle! Quatre and JFK: PICKLES! WHERE? * a pickle falls from sky and hits Quatre square in the head * Quatre: ow! JFK: *eats pickle in one gulp* yum that was tasty! Quatre: no fair! I want some too! * another pickle falls from sky and hits Quatre square in the head * Quatre: ow! JFK: *eats pickle in one gulp* yum that was tasty! Quatre: no fair! how come I can't have a pickle? * another pickle falls from sky and hits Quatre square in the head * Quatre: ow! JFK: *eats pickle in one gulp* ha ha loser! Quatre: no fair! Duo and Wufei: oh shut up! JFK and Quatre: sorry Duo: look we've gotta find a way to get outa here! Wufei: and we have to find Trowa Quatre: and we have to get something to eat! JFK: ok look - this stupid fanfic is getting WAY too long so lets go and capture Trowa already! ~they climb back through the tunnel, capture trowa, and cut his hair~ Trowa: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JFK: ok, Trowa got his hair cut, now where's my phone number??? Heero: ha ha ha, there's no way I'm giving you my phone number, loser! JFK: BUT I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! * a piece of birthday cake falls from sky and hits Joe square in the head * JFK: ow! Quatre: *eats birthday cake in one gulp* ha ha ha! you loser! JFK: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~the end!~ Back to Gundam Wing Page |