| ~ Gundam Wing Meets DBZ PART 3 ~ |
| FOR ALL YOU HOPELESS LOSERS WHO FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED ALREADY CLICK HERE FOR PART ONE AND HERE FOR PART TWO!!! (I already had to read the whole thing over) |
| So our heroes (Quatre and Joe) are stuck in the middle of nowhere, tired and hungry, whatever shall they do? |
| * our heroes stand looking around hopelessly as Joe tries to decide what to put next in the fanfic * Quatre: Hurry up already - I'm hungry! Joe: Me too! I just haven't written a fanfic in so long I think I lost my little bit of talent. Heero: Come, on you have to think of something! Just because your depressed about being home all alone on homecoming night doesnt mean we have to starve! Duo and Quatre: YEA! Joe: Well, how about we figure out where we are first... Quatre: looks around for a few days. I dont know but wherever we are I'm hungry! Everyone: me too! Duo: We need that Goku guy to come and save us! Joe: SHUT UP AND NO WE DONT! GOKU IS A LOSER AND DONT YOU FORGET IT! *stomps the ground so hard it breaks and an old wizard walks out* Wizard: *cough* You lifesaver! I've been trapped underground for 500 years! you must be a hero! Heero: Yup thats me! Joe: Gosh, you must be hungry! Wizard: Yea, it started to get annoying after the first 100 years or so - I didnt think I was gonna make it! Joe: Wow. *knowing she cant go 3 hours without eating* Let's go get something to eat then! Do you have any money? Wizard: MONEY IS NOT THE ANSWER! Its simple. *the gang walks to the nearest subway* (subway is the BEST) Wizard: Oh my dear friend, I've been trapped underground for 500 years I'm a tad bit hungry but you know I'm kinda short on money ya know in 1500 they didnt exactly have a money system... Clerk person (whatever you call them): *sobbing* OH YOU POOR SOUL!!!!!!!!! *gives the wizard a bunch of free subs* Wizard: Thank you kind soul. *walks outside* SCORE!!! *the subs disappear in 3 seconds flat (or was it 3 seconds sharp?) Wizard: Now, since you all have been so very kind to me I'll give you one wish. Everyone: TAKE US HOME!!!! Wizard: No problem! *the wizard says some magical words and the group appears back at Joe's house* Joe: Thanks! Quatre: Wait! What are we sposed to do now? We dont have homes! Joe: Oh no! You all were action figures! Wizard: Thats no problem either. I can change you all back into action figures if you want. Duo: What do you think? Quatre: I guess we should go back to being action figures. I mean, we've already caused enough trouble. Heero: Yea. Besides, where would we live? Joe: I'd let you live at my house but I dont think my mom would go for that... Wizard: So its decided? Joe: Yea, but what about Goku and Gohan? Quatre: Didn't they die? Joe: I dont know what happened but I dont want my fanfic to end with them dead! Isnt that a downer? Wizard: Dont worry, they're not dead. Just look inside. *Joe goes inside to find the Goku and Gohan action figures nicely packed in their boxes* Joe: Oh cool! *Eveyone says goodbye and its VERY SAD* Wizard: Poof. *all the gundam bums become action figures again* Joe: Thanks Mr. Wizard guy! You're the best! And now I can give quitebecky4 these action figures for her birthday!!! *realizes that its september and quitebekcy4's birthday was in december* Oh well I guess I'll just have to keep them! FINALLY AFTER A LONG NINE MONTHS THE FANFIC IS DONE!!!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now if only I had a date to homecoming...... |