John: 5
One shot, one goal. Nuff said.

Tel: 6
Off after 10 mins. (Bender)

Curtis: 8
Made needed tackles, failed to step up when required.

Duck: 8
Cleared one of the line, suffered after injury.

Wack: 5
Aah Bitch! This was your supper!

Willy: 6
Aided Milton, very vocal - should let his feet do the talking.

Barry: 9
Got the goal. Legend as always.

Barry (Mark II) : 7
Unkown quantity, played himself into the team.

Tony Milton: 4
Rubbish!! Played like a bender. Classic touchline vomitting was highlight of performance.

Bill: 6
Moaned too much and didn't fulfil potential. Wishing for Beardsley!

Pixie: 5
Never wanted to play, struggled with the long ball.

Dan Jones : 7
Never wanted to play, run hard and give solid performance.

	John
Tel (1)		Curtis	Duck
Wack	Willy		Barry	Barry Mark II
		Milton
Bill			Pixie
(1) Dan Jones

Heath Park suffering a devasting last-minute retirment from Jimba at Johnny's party, started with only 8 men. A lot of random drunken behaviour saw Heath Park survive until half-time at 0-0. Milton set up Barry, John made two great saves and then let in a goal Stevie Wonder "would" have saved. Duck got injured and cleared one off the line. 1-1 final score, happy days.

Badger's Comment: I don't understand why you all go and get drunk before a game.

• Supporter's Club:
• Abbott: 5 - Not the support we needed. Needed something to sing about!
• Little Abbott: 1 - Showed up but didn't watch
• Jo: 1 - Showed up but didn't watch
• Dave Jones: 10 - Entusiasm to put Sven to shame plus a lack of Milton baiting
• Bobby Bourne: R.I.P.