John:6
Little to do,Still no clean sheet

Curtis : 7
Back after his Gay excursions

Duck:: 7
Completed 90 minutes at last,Took second half freekick that was nearer the moon than the goal

Kennan : 6
Not as good as last week,distribution needs to be worked on

Waterboy:5
Went off injured again,Are you Anderton in disguise?

Tony Milton: 7
Bit Hit,Miss,or Maybe.3 assists

Ridgway::8
Getting back to near his best after slow start

Bill Jones : 6
Unlucky with long range first half effort.Sacrificed himself second half for 1 of the Wack subs

Barry: 7
Got himself back among the Goals,Joint Top Scorer

Steadman : 9
Hat trick hero,Disgusted to be taken off for Rodney second half

Pixie: 8
Scored 2 and denied overhead kick hat trick by Wacks slowness

Wack : 4
Pants,Fuck off back to Liverpool

Paperback : 5
Meant to be holding but was further forward than midfield partners (Tosser)

Del : 1

First 10 minutes of season,Hopefully the last

	John
Duck		Curtis	Keenan
Waterboy(1)	Milton		Ridgway	Barry
		Jones(2)
Pixie			Steadman(3)
Wack(1)	Paperback(2)	Rodney(3)

Heath Park after an indifferent start to the League this Season,We're in Cup action this week in the k.o cup against fourth division opponents.With Heath Park hardly known for there cup pedigree this could have been a potential banana skin.

However anyl thoughts of an upset ever occuring went out the window when lining up for the Opponents was what can only be desgribed as a Midget and a Freaky Goggle wearing Bald man

Heath Park then started badly as for the first 5 minutes everyone was concentrating more on not laughing at the little fella and his foureyes chum.After everyone had their fun, normality returned and on 10 minutes Steadman went one on one with the keeper, he shot tamely at the keeper but Pixie was on hand to spare his blushes by following up to side foot home the rebound.Pixie then returned the favour with after some intial magic he some how managed to still get his cross in for Steadman to head home his first goal for The Massive.Milton then cut the ball back for Pixie to tap home his second and then released Steadman one on one with the keeper,this time he made no mistake. 4 nil at half time and The Massive were starting to party.Even Badger managed to smile

In the second half Heath park took there foot off the gas and after Steadman compleated his hat trick with a cool lob over the keeper from johns long goal kick,Badger decided this was time to make some changes and even brought on Del for Steadman,much to the laters disgust.The opposistion then got a consolation as no one could be botherd anymore.Barry then got his third of the season from another Milton assist,to send Midget man home an unhappy little camper,little being the appropriate word. Hall Lane Jacks more like Hall Lane Wacks

Badger comment Why didn`t you score more goals

• Supporter's Club:
• Watson:10 Even managed to put Dave Jones to shame with his touchline shouting
• Dave Jones:8 Wonderd who the little man was shouting louder than him
• Abbot:7 Enjoyed Watsons touchline banter,Laughed at Midget
• Jo: 2 Stood there looking Pretty,Laughed at Midget
• Kerry ;2 Stood there lookin Pretty,Laughed at Midget
• Steve Fisher: 6 Stood there looking Fat,Laughed at Midget
• Bill Fisher:6 Laughed at Midget
• JayT: 6 Smoked some Skunk, Laughed at Midget
• Walshy:5 Not his usual God like self,Think he was worried about comparasions to the Midget still laughed though.