John:6
Bit better, due a clean sheet though

Bill Fisher : 8
Played likr he had never been away (Ridgways a fan)

Duck:: 7
Feined Injury, then bitched from sideline

Kennan : 8
Sloted in well,sign him up Badger

Waterboy: 7
Scored and give The Massive a better option on the right (Wack R.IP)

Tony Milton: 7
Back to Goalscoring form,Passings Wank still though

Ridgway::7
Had a bad spell where he give the ball away,Other than that he was back to his Rat catching best

Bill Jones : 6
MIssed one on one with the keeper and at time`s neglected his Midfield Responsibility

Barry: 4
Absolute crap.Shit out of more tackles than i care to remember

Steadman : 7
Wicked Left foot,Whats he like on his Right?

Pixie: 8
Birthday boy,Scored a Corker and Generally run rings round the back 4(new boots as well)

Steve Fisher : 4
Still looks fat

Paperback : 4
Still looks fat

Del (not used): 10

GOD (not used): 10

Divine Inspiration

	John
B.Fisher		Duck	Keenan
Waterboy	Milton		Ridgway	Barry
		Jones
Pixie			Steadman
S. Fisher	Paperback	GOD	del

Heath Park after an Indifferent start to the season finally got their first win!!!!

 

WAHOO!!!!!

 

Milton soberness and youthful exuberence led to Heath Park starting brightly, yet they still found themsleves one-nil down from a set piece (whose man this week?). Some quality attacking passing football got Heath Park back into the game and they soon levlled through Waterboy. Bill Jones choked on a chance to give Heath Park the lead with a rubbish dink when it was easier to score than miss. It was left to the younger Jones to give Heath Park the lead as Pixie smashed a volley in from the edge of the box.

It was all going well, and the fans were getting behind them - Dave Jones and Abbott were particularly excited. Inspired by Badger's half time talk Heath Park made a slow start to the second half and the scores were soon level - Abbott and Dave were singing no more!

A "wonder" strike from Milton put Heath Park back in charge and it was the sober man himself who sealed the victory with an instintive tap-in after the keeper spilled Waterboy's weak effort.

Badger's Comment: Why don't you play like that every week?

Supporter's Club:

Abbott: 3 - Showed up late.
Dave Jones: 10 - Surprisingly pleased, without lacking Milton abuse
Aidan & Clare: 2 - Turned up late. 1pt for each Milton goal they saw.
GOD: 10 - GOD!!
Someone Else: 5 - May or may not have been there.