Del:2
Didn`t think it possible but he`s worse in goal than on pitch.Makes John look like Buffon

Bill Fisher : 3
Played like he had never played football before.Rubbish

Curtis:: 7
Scored cracking own goal.Harsh on him, was one of the few to come out of game with any credit

Ridgway : 7
Looked like he was the only one botherd second half,no center half though.

Wack:2
Run out of words to describe how shit he is.Set up goal thats why he got a 2

Tony Milton: 6
Sufferd injury early which restricted him.clean sheet for last 15 in the sticks

Paperback:1
Oh Dear,Nearly made Wack look good

Bill Jones : 6
Heath Parks best option going forward.Lost heart with the Wackness around him second half

Waz: 3
Went for a shit during the second half.No one noticed he`d gone

Steadman : 5
Took goal well did little else.Seemed to have let last weeks praise go to his head

Pixie: 4
Attitude stunk,Didn`t bother moving all game.Lazy bastard

 

	Del
B.Fisher		Curtis	Ridgway
Wack	Milton		Paperback	Waz
		Jones
Pixie			Steadman

Heath Park went crashing out of the essex cup at the first hurdle with barely a whimper.It was always going to be a struggle with both Keepers away and numerous others who said they would go in goal on Saturday night failing to show(Churchy,Graeme)Cherrs lads

Anyway the decision to pick our best team available and put the worst player Del in goal(He just shaded Wack) severly backfired as Del was complete crap and conceaded 4 in the first 20 minutes

Heath Park briefly rallied and pulled a goal back through Steadman,who lobed the keeper after a Wack(yes wack)through ball.Bill Jones then had a great chance to pull another goal back when he run the ball from his own half before laying the ball out wide,from the resulting cross first Curtis and then Ridgway made a pigs ear of it before Pixie tead up Jones for a free header 6 yards out,somehow Jones managed to head straight at the keeper when it was easier to score

Heath Park seeing that their back four was shit, sensed an unlikely comeback ,However all hopes of that happening where quickly evaporated when Del somehow dropped a passback into Billets fat forwards feet 2 minutes into the Second half,Fatty couldn`t belive his luck and tapped in from 2 yards.Curtis then decided rather than let Del try and clear a through ball to chip it past him for an oggy.

Billets then hit there only decent goal of the game with a top corner effort.Not much happend after that other than Milton went in goal to show Del how its done and Marc had a row with someone who looked like he should be living under a bridge.Never mind lads theres still two other cups.And Churchy your numbers now been deleted from my phone

Badger's Comment: well played lads,unlucky

Supporter's Club:

Dave Jones: 6 - Lost heart with the lack of effort and general crudness
Jay T: 8 Only one to turn up who went out on Saturday night
GOD: 10 - GOD!!
Kerry Abbott:9 Showed her brother a thing or 2 about loyalty
Lou:10 Kept Kel entertained