| Honolulu, HI - Chicago tourist Sam Dungeness became panic-stricken Sunday after being propositioned for a free lei. "I was just walking off of the plan when this crazy woman asked me if I wanted a free lay. I couldn't believe what I was hearing," recalls Dungeness. Trembling with anticipation, Dungeness was able to stammer a shakey "yeah" from his lips. Expecting to be promptly serviced, Mr. Dungeness was quickly disappointed when a string of flowers was placed around his neck. When questioned about why he wanted to sleep with a woman that appeared to be struck in the back of the head with a 2x4, Dungeness's only response was,"Well... I guess I was feeling a little fragile after the flight and could use a little company... Also, it's been a long time." When asked about future plans, the lei-girl Masami Uehara told Reuters,"I want to lei every person that gets off of that plane." |
