| Long Beach, CA - The 2001 Guiness Queen is not happy. Since being crowned in early February, she has claimed that nearly 43% of her photos taken since have been shot from her left side. "Everyone knows that I photograph my best on my right. EVERYONE," Ani Megerdichian stated at a press conference Thursday morning. She continued to say that she's tired of her face being abused by what she called the "Nazi Paparazzi". Photographer Randall McBride says he doesn't feel one bit guilty for not getting Miss Megerdichian's "good side". "Her t-ts and -ss look great no matter what side you shoot." The Beer Queen plans on suing any magazines that publish her shoddy left-side for emotional damage and mental anguish. When leaving the press conference, Megerdichian was overheard asking her publicist if the cameras had shown her "good side". |
