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Top Ten reasons why Ashley loves JFK AZA

10. They're "City Guys"
9. Matt Page isnt related to Jimmy Page
8. Daniel Pyenson knowns Morgan Buras and wears Aquabats! shirts
7. They're named after a Catholic president
6. The lyrics for "Stand Together" are on their website
5. Avi used to go to Calabasas
4. She gave Shaun Yosslowitz a new nickname: Yossi
3. Daniel Penso is warm
2. She thought Brian Mehlman was a senior and he likes Guster
1. If she were a guy, she'd be in JFK

-Submitted by Ashley Z
Top Ten reasons why Tito's Tacos is the sh*t

10. Bean and Cheese burrito- 2.25
9. Bean and Meat burrito- 2.25
8. Tito's Taco- 1.15
7. Tito's Taco w/ Cheese- 1.50
6. 2 Titos Tacos with cheese- 3.00
5. Impressing everyone by ordering in Spanish- Priceless
4. Large cup of guacomole- 3.00
3. Chips & Salsa- Free with every meal
2. It's right next to my house
1. and because you always get a 50 cent peice as change! (The KENNEDY half dollar)

-Submitted by Aleph Brian M
Top ten ways to make people think you're a psycho

10. Read "Mein Kampf" for fun
9. Wear a straightjacket, shackles, and a Hannibal Lechter mask
8. Don't bring a sweatshirt to a regional weekend
7. Give your phone number to random people on the internet
6. Drive under the influence of uncontrolled or illegal substances
5. Pretend that you like camp food
4. Tell people you're affiliated with Saddam Hussein
3. Drink an entire bottle of listerine followed by striaght tabasco
2. Light body parts on fire
1. Tell people you're friends with Ashley

-Submitted by Ashley Z
Top ten answers to "What Time Is It?!"

10. Time to shut up
9. Time to get a watch
8. I don't know
7. Time to wake up
6. F**k you kid (inside joke)
5. You have no chance to survive make your time
after the beep...Beep.
4. The time will be
3. Tool time!
2.Europe
1. Up, You Men!

-Submitted by Aleph Brian M
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