10. To waste time
9. You want to know what it's like
8. Because the motion was to read Brian's old minutes
7. You want to stand and applaud
6. Because you made the motion
5. "Cheea"
4. Because you want to scratch your balls
3. Because you want to get kicked out of the meeting
2. You want to Dissent on someone's mom
1. Because you're Brian and you have to dissent every motion
-Submitted by Aleph Abstain
10. Our dollar is worth more
9. We win medals in the olympics
8. Our chicks are hotters
7. It's F**king cold in Canada
6. They have a stupid accent: About--->Aboot
5. Their beer sucks
4. For every man in their army, we have 10
3. Everyone knows our national anthem; what the hell is theirs?!
2. We have NFL, they play Rugby
1. Blame Canada!
-Submitted by Aleph Jeff Z
10. Ask Brian Mehlman
9. Drive past the 2nd speed bump, turn right, stop at the 3rd house from the shopping cart.
8. Drive past the black car on the right side. If you hit the ditch you've gone too far.
7. Make a right on Globe ave, turn right, then turn right, then turn right.
6. Make a right at the red traffic light
5. Make a left, make a U-turn, make another left.
4. Go straight on 79th, go straight on 80th, go straight on 81st.
3. Ask a bum
2. Ask jeeves, if he doesnt know than go to mapquest
1. Follow the yellow brick road.
-Submitted by Alephs Shaun Y and Daniel Pe
10. We're cool
9. We can take Kushner hostage
8. Our event won event of the term
7. We have a T.V. on our pirate ship
6. We like to drink grog
5. We almost know most of "a pirates life for me" by heart (kind of)
4. Pirates are SO cool
3. We'll go hunting for salt
2. If you don't we'll feed you to the crackers!
1. Do you know any other Jewish pirates?
-Submitted by Alephs Brian M and Greg F