**note: read with stupidity**

okay, just so you know, whoever it was that said "welcoming your guests to your home on the web is a snap - a piece of cake - a walk in the park without your allergiees driving your crazy" was a flat out liar! this has got to be the first time since, well, EVER that i haven't been able to open my mouth, i mean start typing, and not have stupidity just come flying - eh, typing, out..up..ARGH! okay, so maybe the stupidity thing is still there after all, but it's no lie that this is hard!

**note: read with normalcy**
**note: see sammy's emotion dictionary**
**note: sammy's crazy**

well, now that that's over and done with...this here is what i like to call my little home away from home, in a computer, over the web, on a server, which is now on your computer, in your home. nice place you got, by the way... i pretty much just made this site because i wanted to brush up on my web design skills (if you can call it that) and just have fun. which i am... which is good... so i'm thinkin' i better go before another wave of incredibly stupid remarks once again grace me with their presence for the second time in less than five minutes... toodaloo!