Jesus is sitting opposite a 12 year old girl. Jesus looks a hell of a lot younger then before.
Jesus: Yes I wanted to get a roommate. But when I said �Anyone welcome� I meant people who could pay.
Girl: Aren�t you Jesus?
Jesus: Yes�yes I am.
Girl: Well aren�t you supposed to be generous, forgiving and understanding? I mean here I am, after shooting dead my brother and my parents for not buying me that new dress, and you have absolutely no sympathy for me. What�s up with that? You stupid git.
Jesus: Well�I am generous, forgiving and understanding. But what you did was unforgivable, and even less understandable. What sorta dress was it?
Girl: Gucci.
Jesus: Now I know your lying�
Jesus points at the girl and she is �smoted�. The phone rings and jesus picks it up.
Jesus: Hey dad. Hows it hanging?
God: Its hanging off son, you should see this angel I�ve met!!
Jesus: Man Angel?
God: No�this time I made sure it was a woman!!
Jesus: I still don�t understand how you could do it and not notice.
God: Shut up, I was tired, your mother had died, I had lice, get off my back, stop with all the questions. How is your job on earth coming on?
Jesus: I�ve smoted two mass murderers, a horny priest, a marching band, and a god lookalike. He came and asked for sugar.
God: So that WAS you! I thought it was�jeez�I�m starting to think you don�t like your old man.
Jesus: oh I like him a lot dad. I just don�t think your up to much.
God: What?
Jesus: And the way this is going, I�m going to be spending a lot more time with him. Either doing that or turning to page 125 in the catalogue
God: Lingerie eh? You buying or selling?
Jesus: �neither dad. Well�I�m buying some as soon as I can get a credit card. And what do you mean selling. You can�t do that with a catalogue�
God: I meant sex�
Jesus: Everything with you is about IT isn�t it?
God: No, I talk about my hair an awful lot as well. Anyway I gotta rush. My girlfriend is bringing around her boyfriend for dinner.
Jesus: Your cheating on a guy? Dad, your gonna get beaten up!
God: No I�m cheating with the guy�