In a Coffee shop. 2 men are sitting at a table talking. They look remarkably like Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce (which means this next part will be a shameless Frasier rip-off).
Frasier: Niles, I�d love to take him in. But�you know my track record with dad hasn�t been brilliant.
Niles: Well, I can�t take him in.
Frasier: Of course�of course. Why not?
Niles: He doesn�t get on with Maris
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my maris.
Frasier: Oh�I do�I do�from a distance. I like her like I like the sun. She�s like the sun�without the warmth.
Snake comes out of the bathroom, he�s brushing his teeth with a towel rapped around a stick. He�s in a pink dressing gown, with a smiley face on the back.
Snake: I have to stop living in there
Frasier: Good news then. Dad, I�ve decided, you can live with me!
Snake: Thanks pal.
Niles: Frasier, that isn�t our dad. Dear god, you�ve lost dad again.
Frasier: Oh, I can�t remember every little detail!!
Frasier and niles rush out leaving snake to root through their stuff. He picks up a newspaper cutting and smiles.
Back at the apartment.
Jesus is on the phone again.
Jesus: Yes Mrs Spoculator, Mr Spoculator is married to you. Yes you are very much in love. No he can�t rent out my cupboard for evidence hiding. Bye.
He places the phone down and goes to the door. Snake walks in, still wearing his pink dressing gown. The stick has strangely disappeared, although the towel is over his shoulder.
Snake: Do you have a toothbrush?
Jesus: yes
Snake: A TV?
Jesus: Yes�
Snake: A couch?
Jesus: yes�
Snake: A pair of pompous brothers, who try to better each other in everything, but usually fail?
Jesus: No�
Snake: Well, I guess I�ll have to bring a couple of things from home. Hey, look at you�both your legs are shorter then the other one, how�re you doing that?
Jesus: Are you drunk?
Snake: Happily. I�ll take it, when can you move out?
Jesus: Actually, you�d be my flatmate.
Snake: oh�ok�well�I guess I always wanted a pet.
Narrator: And so with that, Jesus and Snake became firm friends. Jesus cooked, cleaned, worked and went out and was social, and snake sat in front of the TV watching BBC 24�with plenty of Teletubbies.
sonicandfffan's Notes: See, what did I say about God eh?