(Snake and Jesus are sitting together on the couch)
Snake: Ok, this is the deal, i dreamt that i was trying to be killed by my Dad, Colonel and some japanese guy called.... er..... Hideo. What does this mean?
Jesus: It means you will lead a life of happiness and-
(interupted)
Snake: Cut the crap!
Jesus: Oh, well, it basically means you will not be featured in Metal Gear Solid 3....
Snake: God damnit!
(God appears from sky they can see through window)
Snake: I weren't talkin' t' you!
God: Oh.... sorry..... (God disappears back behind the clouds)
Jesus: Ok... see if you can help me out...
Snake: Fire away
Jesus: you see, i dreamt that one night... I got er.... lucky, and when i was in the middle of it my dad (god) walks in and says, what you doing with my wife. So i look up and see it was like my mum and-
(interupted)
Snake: my god man, you disgust me! you sick and dirty man, you will just burn in hell!
(Snake storms out)
Jesus: ooooo, so thats what it means...... damn....
sonicandfffan's Notes: Umm, yea. End First Series. It's been fun. Now onto the second series...