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Episode 44
Snake: Er...we used to be friends...sort of...

Niles: Who?

Frasier: Oh...give him a penny. We can't supply you're entire alchohol addiction, you drunk.

*Snake sighs and walks out. He next goes to the pub where Raiden and Rose hang out*

Jesus: Jesus and Snake is filmed infront of a live Studio audience.

*snake walks in, the whole bar shouts "DAVE"*

Raiden: Hey Dave. Hows life treatin' ya?

Snake: Like i just had sex with its wife.

Raiden: Wanna beer?

Snake: Does satan have a male wife? Beer me.

*Snake takes a swig. Otacon walks in from the backroom*

Otacon: No matter what i look like, or what my personality is, i'm naturally attractive to women.

Rose: Yeah, you attract hundreds a year.

Otacon: Thankyou rose.

Rose: They just can't help themselves around you. You just have animal magnitism.

Otacon: Exactly

Rose: And Raiden wonders why the dog ran away...

*snake gets up and leaves, he wonders the streets until suddenly, his codec rings. He answers it*

Jesus: Snake come back. Satan is gone!

Snake: Why?

Jesus: He brought some guys around and showed me what the phrase "More cusion for the pushin" meant.

Snake: OK jesus...i..guess i'll be right home. Er...jesus, can i tell you something?

Jesus: Sure snake.

Snake:: I've been everywhere tonight. And i've not enjoyed myself one bit...Living with you has done somethin to me. And for that, i hate you.

Jesus: There There...i hate you aswell...

***thus concludes anouther episode of Jesus and Snake***
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