*Jesus and Snake are firing bullets at an old man who is no danger to them*
Jesus: Take that you bugger
Snake: Darn you!!
*God is sitting at a poker table. Around the table is Hitler, Samwise Gamgee and the statue of liberty*
God: I bet...the ownership of heaven...
Hitler: Oh...bagger, mein herren is done.
Samwise gamgee: I'm out Mr God.
God: Yay, i win Hobbiton, Hell and Germany.
*Otacon is looking at his computer*
Otacon: YOU HAVE MAIL!!! "Dear Otatcon. INCEST'D." Those Buggers. I'll kill them!!
*Snake and jesus look up at the door. It opens. In walks Satan and Brian*
Satan: Hello Ladies.
***anouther episode of jesus and snake***
Satan: So...hows your year been?
Snake: Meh...we ain't really done nothing. I saw santa.
Jesus: Santa...Satan...Eh? Eh? Eh? *he laughs out loud, everyone else doesn't*
Satan: I see you're taking after your aunt...
Jesus: And how is aunty Brian?
Satan: Well...er...she's having one of her episodes. I called her, but she was in the gym pumping iron, and i knew then, that, like most nights, i'd be flying solo.
Snake: Yeah...well...good to see you again.
Satan: Yeah...bye.
*Satan pushes snake out.*
Satan: So hows my favourite nephew?
Jesus: I'm becoming famous again. My band "The band from heaven" is doing great. We're recording a song next millenium, or so the station manager says...
Satan: Cool
Jesus: To tell you the truth. I wanna get away from the sterotypical saviour image. I didn't ask for all this. Just cause dad saw a sexy human and ended up knocking her up...
Satan: Yeah, while i filmed and posted it on Kazaa.
Jesus: I've seen that, the sound effects are good...And the camera movements turn people on, i just got sea sick.
Satan: SO...where are we going with this episode?
Jesus: Well...according to the script snake is lonely and goes off to find a new best friend...
Satan: Ahh...ok
*Picture of snake walking throught the streets. "All by myself" is playing. He goes into Cafe Nervosa, his old house and hang-out. He sits at the desk and orders himself a coffee*
Frasier: Hey look, theres dad.
Niles: For the 100th time frasier, dad lives at your house now. And he doesn't like Nervosa much, they put him into a crabby mood.
Frasier: How would you tell?
*Snake takes his coffee and walks over to the brothers table. He sits in between*
Snake: Hey guys. Long time no see.
Niles: Yes?