Jesus: Halloween, i love it. I get to see uncle satan and aunty Brian and they give me gifts every year...do you remember last year snake?
Snake: yeah...my first halloween with you...
Flashback
Satan: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
Jesus: Uncle Satan!! How you doin?
Satan: Fine kid, fine. Hows you're old man?
Jesus: I still can't get him up.
*jesus picks up a broom and bangs it on the ceiling*
Jesus: GOD!! Nah...nothing...
Satan: You're aunty is just parking the car.
*lots of crashes and then the wall is knocked in, bricks flying everywhere. On the other side of the wall is a car with the licence plate "Butt Plug"*
Satan: Woman drivers eh?
Jesus: Wow, she's got worse...we're on the 18th floor. Maybe the rumours about woman drivers are true.
*Out of the debris comes what is ovbviously a man. He has a 6 foot beard and he's picking his nose*
Jesus: Hey aunty brian.
Brian: Bugger off. Wheres my tea you little bugger. Bugger bugger bugger.
Jesus: Coming Aunty.
Satan: yeah...your aunty is a crazy woman. She believed she was a man, so we made he look like one. Whats it like being a man Brian?
Brain: I've always been a man.
Satan: Poor poor brian...
*jesus sets about making tea. Meanwhile snake walks in and sits on the couch next to brian*
Snake: Hey jesus. Has your beard got longer?
Brian: Bugger off.
Snake: Got a sore throat J? You sound a little diffrent
Brian: Buggary for 2, By Aunty Brian.
Snake: yeah...good point. Satan is coming round today isn't he? And you're rug of an aunt. Now i've been with some woman, and a dog...and that thing is neither!!