*Snake disappears*
*Audience are confused*
Jesus: hehehe
*On a remote island somewhere in the Mediterranean*
Snake: How the crap did I get to this island anyway??? And how do I get off it?!?!
*Jesus teleports in*
Snake: Huh?!?!? Oh it's you Jesus. By the way, could you stop doing that damn teleport thing? You scared the crap outta me.
Jesus: GOOD GOD! Never mind that! You used my toothbrush again.
*Audience gasp*
Snake: You just broke a commandment.
Jesus: Does it look like I care?
*Pause*
Jesus: Uhh...Which one was it again?
Snake: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain!
*Audience gasp*
Jesus: You mean don't cuss with his name? Where'd you learn all that crap anyway?
Snake: I was after your job, remember?
Jesus: I thought we'd gone through this.
*Snakes eyes turn to slits and he growls*
Snake: I've been teleported to, and am now stuck on, a weird island in the blazing heat with nothing to drink and no cigs. Then to top it all you appear to continue your random witterings, which I have to put up with every day. Now I'm getting pretty pissed off!
*Snake pulls out a shotgun*
*Audience gasp again*
Jesus: Hey! Put that godamn shotgun away.Speaking of shotguns did I tell you about that time when...
*Snake screams with anger and Jesus does some sort of magic*
*Snake Shoots but the shot seems to miss Jesus completely*
Snake: Damn. I missed the bastard.
Jesus: Snake, I told you about that, if you swear again I swear God will burn you to death.
Snake: AARGGH. SHUT THE HECK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
*Snake fires three shots, all of them miss*
Snake: Damn. I missed the bastard again!
*Snake mutters something about how cool holy shields are*