*Solid and Liquid are in a ring fighting. Jesus is to the side of the ring hitting a punching bag, and Solidus is playing the ref for the snakes*
Solidus: Keep it clean boys.
*Liquid knees solidus in the crotch and pushes him out of the ring. Solidus falls out of the ring and is on the ground, groaning in pain and cupping his crotch*
Liquid: Keep that clean ya wanker!
Solid: Cmon! Bring it on brother!
Liquid: This one's for that time you knocked me out the third story window at school!
*Liquid smacks Snake pretty hard*
Solid: Yeah, well, this is for that time you tried to blow me up in chemistry class in high school!
*Snake gives Liquid a jab to the head*
Liquid: That was when you threw me out the window! And what about that time you impaled me on a fence?
*Liquid gives Snake a huge uppercut*
*Solidus is still lying next the ring, groaning in pain*
Snake: That was the same time, it just happened after you fell out the window. And how about when you tried to stab me with that spear!
*Snake gives Liquid a nasty kidney punch*
Liquid: That was the same time, it was part of the fence! And the time you dumped that vat of acid on me?
*Liquid hits Snake in the head, leaving a cut above the eye*
Snake: Hey, I missed, and that was the same time anyway! And what about that time you set the room on fire? I nearly died trying to get our teacher out of there!
*Snake throws a roundhouse, landing squarely on the side of Liquid's head*
*Solidus is still lying next to the ring groaning in pain*
Liquid: Same time again! And what about the time you threw me down the stairs? Not the one where you threw me down one flight, the time you dropped me the whole 4 floors to the basement? I hit three handrails on the way down.
*Snake backs off and Liquid lowers his fists*
Snake: You know, except for that whole shadow moses things, that's the only real fight we ever had. Huh, I guess that one time was so intense that I thought we were fighting non stop.
Liquid: Yeah, me too. I could have sworn we were always trying to kill each other, but now that I think of it, it was just that one day. I'm sorry brother, we shouldn't be fighting all the time just because of that.
Snake: Give me a hug, brother!
*Snake and Liquid share a heartwarming hug*
Jesus: *Laughs* Man, you too could be in the friggen gay pride parade with a display like that.
Snake and Liquid (simultaneously): Shut Up!
*Solidus is still lying next to the ring groaning*
*End of Episode*
sonicandfffan's Notes: One of the first times Gay has actually been used in context.