(Snake and Liquid are sitting in the almighty appartment, playing chess.)
Liquid: Do you hear footsteps?
*short pause*
Snake: Jesus is coming, hide the porn!!
*enter Raiden*
Liquid: Meh, it's only that little runt.
Snake: Hide the porn!!
Raiden: What, who's coming?!
*Raiden confiscates the pawns on the chess table*
Liquid: WTF do u think you're doing?!
Raiden: Uncle Snake said hide the porn.
*Snake puts his head in his hands in dusgust*
Snake: We don't like you. Run along and go make some friends.
*Raiden runs out crying. Enter Solidus*
Snake: Here comes old man Octosnake..
Solidus: What was that? My hearing is a bit awkward nowadays.
*enter Otacon*
Otacan: Look, guys, i found a really cool website that you might li-
*a sock suddenly appears in Otacons mouth*
Jesus: Put a sock in it!! Thanks Dad..
God: Anytime.
Liquid: When the hell did u get here?
Jesus: I'm Jesus, i see all.
Snake: Since when have you been able to see a-
Jesus: See aaaaaall.
Jesus: Oooh whats this??
*Jesus approaches the dirty magazines*
Snake: Hey do you hear something outside? Sounds kinda like.....a.....fire engine! Yeah, a fire engine!
Jesus: Ooh I love fire engines!! *makes a siren noise*
Liquid: AAAAHH that sound is so annoying, Jesus!
*Liquid runs out of the appartment*
Snake: Liquid, i thought you were going to spend some quality time with your brother!!!
*Snake runs after Liquid*
Otacon: Meh..
*Otacon follows Snake*
*Jesus stares at Solidus*
Jesus: You're still here? Go to an old folks home, you're not welcome here.
Solidus: Understood...
*Solidus leaves the room slowly*
Jesus: Finally, some peace and quiet.
*Cracks his knuckles and approaches the porn mags*
~~~End of another episode!~~~
sonicandfffan's Notes: Social Outkast's longest episode. First episode to be published before Black Dagger's site.