Jesus: I CHOSE YOU. CHARMANDER!
Snake: What the heck? You are meant to evolve these things you know.
Jesus: But it said on the TV...
*Jesus is trampled by thousands of angry pokemon veterans*
Snake: Idiot.
Jesus: *revives* I don't like this crappy game anyway, why the crap have I even got pokemon red?
Snake: Because you couldn't afford a Gameboy Advance?
Jesus: *Glares* It isn't my fault. God is tight with his wages.
*God appears. Audience boo*
God: Shaddap. *50 random viewers fall down dead*. You know my son, if you wanted, I could get you a Gameboy Advance if you wanted.
Jesus: No! Snake always wins at all the games *Cries*
*Audience Awww*
God: As for caling me tight...*room morphs into a boat*
Jesus: Wha?
God: You will take it back.
Snake: Erm, Jesus, it's raining outside.
Jesus: I'll never take it back. Not until I get an increase.
God: Perish then *teleports out*
Snake: It's not good Jesus. Theres a hole over here.
Jesus: Hmmph.
*Member of audience craps themselves*
Snake: Jesus. We're sinking.
Jesus: Hmpph. *teleports out.*
Snake: Jeeeesssussss...