Snake: So how have you been since... You know, Shadow Moses.
Wolf: Jesus only brought me back 4 days ago. Why'd he do that anyway?
Snake: I asked him to.
*Snake and Wolf continue talking, and Otacon walks in the door. He look very out of place.*
Waiter(in thick french accent): Sir, would you like a table.
*Otacon completely ignores waiter and walks towards snakes table. Snake begins to turn and Otacon jumps behind a large waiter standing next to him. Snake signals the waiter, who moves, revealing Otacon*
Snake: Otacon, what are you doing here?
Otacon: *looks embarassed* Jesus told me you'd be here. What are you doing, you know I was in love with Wolf. Why didn't you even tell me she was alive again?
Snake: I did, I yelled in your ear for 10 minutes before I left. You didn't respond. You were to busy playing some game.
Otacon: But... BUT....
Snake: Face it, you never had a chance with her, but I on the other hand...
Wolf: Shut up, both of you! Otacon, I never liked you that much. You vere nice to talk to but annoying as vell.
Snake, I like you, but not as much as vhen I vas going to kill you. Besides, I was very close to your father, and this vould just be vierd.
*Wolf stands up and storms out*
Snake: I'm sorry Otacon, your right, I was an ass.
Otacon: No, I overreacted. She's just really hot you know. And good with a rifle.
*Snake and Otacon share a heartwarming hug*
Snake: How'd Jesus get you away from the computer?
Otacon: He turned it off.
*While Snake and Otacon chat, a small red dot appears on the back of Otacon's neck*
*End of Episode*
sonicandfffan's Notes: Oh Noes. A shniy-purr.