*Snake and Jesus are in their apartment, snake is dressed up and Jesus is sitting on the couch*
Jesus: Hey Snake, where are you off to?
Snake: I've got a hot date.
Jesus: Who with.
Snake: You know that chick I had you ressurect... Sniper wolf? Turns out since I killed her she wants me.
Jesus: Really? Wait a second, isn't Otacon "in love" with her?
Snake: Uhh, well.... You know, it wouldn't work out. She doesn't even really like him.
Jesus: Wouldn't work out? What about you, she was trying to kill you last time you ran into each other.
Snake: Yeah, but that's been taken care of. She doesn't have any reason to kill me now.
Jesus: Did you tell Otacon?
Snake: Well, he's over there playing video games on your computer, do you think he heard?
Jesus: When he's playing Everquest, does he ever hear anything?
GOD: SNake you *******, tell him NOW.
Snake: Ah crap, it's the big man. Allright...
*Snake tries to get Otacons attention, but is unable too. The scene fades to black with Snake yelling in Otacons ear, who is entranced by his online game*
*End of episode*
sonicandfffan's Notes: Sniper Wolf mentioned (for the first time AFAIK)