*Snake is lieing back on the couch while jesus is tidying up*
Snake: Life is good eh jesus?
Jesus: Hmmm...
Snake: I was talking to you!
Jesus: Snake have you ever noticed how we're like a married couple?
Snake: I tried to explain, I THOUGHT IT WAS MY ROOM.
Jesus: No, i mean how *Yorkshire accent* You come back from t'pit of a sunday afternoon, i have you sunday dinner waitin for you. You walk in and say "Ahhhhhh......bisto" and i say "no, happy shopper". *back to normal* We're as close to a married couple as you can get.
Snake: What was the accent for?
Jesus: Fun...
Snake: And the making up of my life story.
Jesus: I don't know your past...Will you tell me sometime jack?
Snake: Fine...jesus...
Jesus: Yes?
Snake: No..i meant...oh...never mind...and whats with the name jack? Thats not me...
Jesus: *silence, then it clicks* it was BLASPHAMEY!!!
*God appears at the window*
God: Oh i only said jesus christ, don't get so annoyed.
*Liquid walks in*
Liquid: Hey mum, dad, granddad.
Snake: Hey son!
Jesus: She's you brother!
Snake: What?
God: Am i still needed?
*ocelot appears from out the bathroom, much the same way snake does in the prequal*
Ocelot: Hey Everyone. Hey, a flatscreen. I used to have one of these but i got drunk and my hand took over and blew it up.
*everyone stares at ocelot*
###Thus concludes another episode (probably the weirdest) of Jesus and Snake###
sonicandfffan's Notes: Welcome back Black Dagger