###Part two###
Otacon: wow..... all the couches..... must be an approximate of 69,562 couches all together..... give or take 2
Jesus: what are YOU doing here?
Otacon: well where do you think i will sleep?
Snake: you sleep on our couch!!!!???? dont you like have a place of your own?
Otacon: well.... yeah, but i had a crisis...
Snake: not again.... for the same reason?
*Otacon nods saddingly*
Jesus: why? what? what happened?
Snake: 1 word; Everquest.....
Otacon: yeah my character was like teh 1337 who pwned all the others to teh ground!!! it was teh RoCkorzzzz!
Jesus: I thought my life was sad...... so anyway, what happened?
Snake: er... nevermind that, we gotta pick a couch..... er what about this one?
Jesus: pink.... with blue fishes... you serious? i thought this black leather would be your style.....
Snake: ................... but the fishes!!!! (in a whiney voice)
Jesus: OK OK! fine! whatever, but when you pull and bring a girl back to your couch dont- (interupted)
Snake: i say you chose it!
Jesus: ...... you are a very sly man you know that!
Snake: k lets buy this couch then
Jesus: i'll use my credit card..... huh? i must have forgot it, and also whered Otacon go?
Snake: *FLASHBACKS* dammit! have you ever noticed Otacon not using our PC? dont you find it strange?
Jesus: OMG! Quick! to the HeavanMobile!
Snake: Dude.... just call it a car
Jesus: i will when you stop calling yours the Snakemobile and stop refering to my flat as Metal Gear Snake Headquarters......
Snake: ......... no deal
###to be continued###
sonicandfffan's Notes: Sad, it has yet to be continued.